Puppies for Fire Extinguishers??

[Gwynn]

I just had to share this wonderfully surreal tale.

Yesterday while a Wing Chun class was in session at my dojo (this is also where I live), a woman (probably a streetwalker) ran in and deposited a puppy on the mat, took the fire extinguisher by the door and ran out.

[Apparently it was a very cute pit bull puppy.]

After some work tracking her down, done by the students, she said she wanted her dog back. She was eventually persuaded to trade our fire extinguisher back for her puppy.

[Scrofula]

It's an unfair trade. Fire extinguishers make OK pets, but puppies are only moderately useful for putting out fires.

[JLascek]

At first I thought the thread title meant you would use puppies to extinguish fires. I'm glad this was not the case.

[milk farts]

I approve of this negotiation.

[quadancer]

At first I thought the thread title meant you would use puppies to extinguish fires. I'm glad this was not the case.

You use cats for that.

[Kate]

You use cats for that.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Nooooooooo!

[misspelledgeoff]

and here I thought cats were utterly worthless. turns out they can be useful critters!


You use cats for that.

[Flying Fox]

You use cats for that.

Tou've got things mixed up. Cats can be used to start a fire, not to stop one.