Goal for the New Year

[Gary Gibson]

Meet and woo Maggie Star. I want to make an honest woman out of her.

[bluecheese]

This is your second porn related thread. Is there something you want to tell us? Just let it out brah.

[Gary Gibson]

This is your second porn related thread. Is there something you want to tell us? Just let it out brah.

What's Maggie Star got to do with porn?

[misspelledgeoff]

bring some bleach Gary. just sayin...

[bluecheese]

I have no idea who Maggie Star is, so I googled her and a bunch of porn sites came up. Is there another Maggie Star I'm unaware of?

[Gary Gibson]

I have no idea who Maggie Star is, so I googled her and a bunch of porn sites came up. Is there another Maggie Star I'm unaware of?

I was kidding.

Isn't she cute, though?

[bluecheese]

Shit, my sarcasm meter is in the shop. She aint bad. At least you know she knows her stuff.

















And by stuff I mean stuffing cocks in her mouth.

[nisora33]

She needs to squat more.

That is all.

-S.

[Gary Gibson]

She needs to squat more.

That is all.

-S.

Hahahahaha!

You, my good man, are hopeless.

bluecheese, my general feeling is you want someone cute who knows what the hell they're doing.

[stronger]

deadlift 500lbs

[nisora33]

deadlift 500lbs

Are you saying this woman, who can service one helluva cock, can also deadlift 500 lbs?

This cannot be!

[stronger]

Are you saying this woman, who can service one helluva cock, can also deadlift 500 lbs?

This cannot be!

I'm more focused on disregarding women, acquiring strength

[matclone]

Not miss any workouts.

[Mr.City]

450 Squat
500 deadlift
315 bench
200 press
225 clean

[JCavin]

300 Squat
375 Deadlift
225 Bench Press
200 Press

[Gary Gibson]

Are you saying this woman, who can service one helluva cock, can also deadlift 500 lbs?

This cannot be!

If it were, no power in the 'verse would keep me from her.

Alright, you scamps. You want to turn this into a thread about real goals?

Compete at 180 and win the 82.5 kg class in the USAPL Raw Nationals.
Squat 550 raw
Sumo deadlift 640
Bench 300 raw
Press 200

Start weightlifting again like I used to: the Bulgarian way. After Nationals get my clean and jerk over 140 kilos and my snatch over 110 kilos.

Write this damned book.

[PMDL]

I'm going to deadlift 600 lbs at under 90kg. Bonus points if I do it with a hook grip.

Otherwise, just hoping nothing else explodes on me. It's hard to set any other competitive goals with my injury list.

[nisora33]

Get at least 8 hours of sleep a night on a regular basis. And save the adrenaline for training sessions, not work and internet related squabbles. All in all, just maximize recovery.

-Stacey

[Marotta]

Get to 181#, find a meet somewhere near me, and enter it.

[Joe Brand]

Squat-400
Bench-300
Deadlift-500
Press-200
PwrClean-225

All in pounds of course. (except maybe the power cleans) Kilos suck.

Other than that, attend Ranger and SERE school without being mentally fucked up for life.

[Mr.City]

Funny how many of our goals are the same.

[Joe Brand]

Funny how many of our goals are the same.


Oh my God, I've turned into a clone!!! AHHH!!!

[Paul Sousa]

Deadlift - 495 (est. current 365)
Squat - 405 (est. current 275)
Bench - 335 (est. current 270)
Press - 225 (est. current 175)
Bodyweight - 230 (currently 220)

Might as well aim high!

[Patrick]

I really, really want to hit a 300 lb clean. I'd like it to be a power clean but if I have to full clean it, I'm okay with that. I'm pretty close but progress is slow. I'd also like to put up a respectable snatch.

The main goal is to miss NO workouts this year and maybe sneak in a few extra... with a pizza and an extra hour's sleep to make sure they count.

[ZKP]

I'm more focused on disregarding women, acquiring strength

Please think twice. There's something very monk, dramatic about it, sure, but consider what you're saying here......

[misspelledgeoff]

450 back squat.

Hey City, wanna race?

Hey Gary, what's your book about?

[Cmanuel]

My goals for 2010 are:
Drop to ~180 lbs
Compete in USAPL Raw events in March and July (Nationals)
Hit 600+ Deadlift in 181 class at RAW Nationals in July
Bring my unofficial gym total up to 1350 while staying at a lean 180 lbs.

[Mr.City]

450 back squat.

Hey City, wanna race?

Hey Gary, what's your book about?

You're on.

[Raskolnikov]

Squat 5rm: 315
Bench 5rm: 225
Deadlift 5rm: 405
Press 5rm: 155

Really, my goal is to just stay consistent and healthy. If I do that, the above goals should be met well before the end of the year.

[Benthic]

I'd like to reach the following numbers in 2010:

Press: 135lb
Bench: 225lb
Squat: 315lb
Deadlift: 405lb

Given how things went in the gym this morning, that may be harder than I thought. Oh well--if it was easy everyone would be doing it.

I also need to work on always getting my full 8 hours of sleep.

Brian

[misspelledgeoff]

Great! wager? or just braggin rights?


You're on.

[Mr.City]

I don't think I too much to wager.

[kittenSmash]

Squat 585, bench 405, and dead 605. 275 press and 300 PC would be nice too. While I'm at it, fillout the 'stach to look like Tom Selleck's, and get my diesel truck to run low 12's. Shit while running too.

[Raskolnikov]

get my diesel truck to run low 12's. Shit while running too.

All the other goals are impressive and all, but I find these last two easily the most impressive.

[kittenSmash]

The trucks pretty much already got what it needs, just a matter of getting it running right. The shitting part on the other hand is going to take some work. My body just doesn't seem to want to let go while standing...not too sure how I will train this one.

[Raskolnikov]

The trucks pretty much already got what it needs, just a matter of getting it running right. The shitting part on the other hand is going to take some work. My body just doesn't seem to want to let go while standing...not too sure how I will train this one.

Ha... yeah, shitting on the run sounds a bit like trying to pat your head while rubbing your stomach... just a lot messier.

What kind of truck?

[kittenSmash]

GMC Duramax

[Gary Gibson]

450 back squat.

Hey City, wanna race?

Hey Gary, what's your book about?

Austrian economics mainly.

[Raskolnikov]

Austrian economics mainly.

Very interesting. How long have you been working on it and what prompted you to take on that particualr subject?

Most of what I know about Austrian economics I've gotten from http://www.friesian.com/. It's a great site I've been following for years -- more philosophy than economics, but guys like Hayek figure prominently.

[HamptonMike]

Hey kitten,

If you really want to shit while running I recommend tons of ex-lax. They did it on an old CKY video. Chris Raab did it. Pretty gross but a worthy goal none the less.

Gary,
What do you do when you're not lifting and looking at Maggie Star? Job?