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PVC
01-27-2010, 03:46 PM
I was browsing through the bodybuilding.com website (a dangerous endeavor, I know) and was checking out the "Transformations of the Week". Lots of garbage there: most of it is fat guys who weighed 250 lbs, started working out, lost 50 lbs and now look good. And of course they think they "gained" all of the "new" muscle they have from their shitty ass curl variations, when in reality they already had all of this muscle mass to begin with - they were just fat too.

The teen transformations are pretty funny too. Most of them have a kid who's 15 or 16 and weighs somewhere between 100 - 130 lbs. He starts working out, and two years later he's gained 30 lbs. And of course they think they gained all of the new muscle they have from their shitty ass curl variations, when in reality they just went through puberty.

And then there are those guys who lose too much weight, and think they look better now because they have low body fat. An old post by Fluxboy linked to a transformation of a guy who lost a whole shit ton of weight to get down to 139 lbs by doing "Ripptoes" - squat, bench, deadlift, pendlay rows, dips and chinups.

One of the transformations that falls into the latter category particularly caught my eye (http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/male-transformation-andras-szeri.htm). This guy started off at 5'9, 202 lbs, and it says he had 16% body fat. But look at the guy. There's no fucking way he had that much body fat. In the before picture he is what I aspire to be: strong and lean, but not the gay eight-pack kind of lean...I mean the kind of lean where you don't have huge love handles. In the after picture, he weighs 160 lbs and is cut like a younger Gary Gibson. In effect, he has done Starting Strength in reverse. He is the exact opposite of what I want to be. We're both the same height, and his "after" weight is similar to my "before" weight. And I want my "after" weight to be close to his "before" weight (maybe a few pounds heavier though). I essentially want to do the exact opposite of what this man has done. He is Bizarro PVC.

I don't know where this rant is going or what I intended to accomplish with it, but I thought it was relevant. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go drink a liter of milk.

Dastardly
01-27-2010, 03:52 PM
He has cancer in the after pic, isnt that obvious?

Paul Sousa
01-27-2010, 03:53 PM
The most important question is whether you will train shirtless with a winter hat on. Otherwise all your efforts are wasted.

Marotta
01-27-2010, 04:19 PM
"Weeks 9-12: 1500 calories"

You can sustain life human life on 1500 calories??????

Mr.City
01-27-2010, 04:20 PM
Did he get shorter in that last picture? Also, why do people turn brown when they have a low body fat percentage?

51M0n
01-28-2010, 12:43 AM
WTF, why would you want to go from looking like a Viking to looking like an human muscle anatomy poster.

BryanM
01-28-2010, 02:48 AM
The personality over there that really makes Jesus weep is Jen Absszzsgurllll. No significant developed muscle mass? Check. Borderline anorexic? Check. Obsessed with one set of muscles at the exclusion of all else? Check. Obsessed with getting attention of creepy internet men like you and me? Double check.

I'm just sayin' woman - YOU ARE NOT YOUR ABS. Your skills at Super Mario World are a dozen times more important.

It really puts in perspective the whole "eat nothing but rice and skinless chicken that are in tupperware containers" thing. These folks are interested in fat loss above all else - fat is like kryptonite to them.


"Weeks 9-12: 1500 calories"

You can sustain life human life on 1500 calories??????

At 5'11.5" and a diet of 1000-1200 calories, my body weighs around 150 pounds. I'm sure anorexia for me would be somewhere in the 110-120 range.

(I'm at 220 right now, but I suspect about fifty pounds of it is poo.)


Did he get shorter in that last picture? Also, why do people turn brown when they have a low body fat percentage?

Magical oompa loompa paint they give to you after you become an honorary oompa loompa.

If hotchickswithdouchebags.com has taught me anything, it is that douchebags are frequently orange.

WildPegasus
01-28-2010, 06:34 AM
The most important question is whether you will train shirtless with a winter hat on. Otherwise all your efforts are wasted.

I think he's wearing the hat in the pictures to hide his big bald conehead. Notice the conehead is cut off in the last, and most freakish, picture.

But I do see people from time to time wearing a toque at the gyms here in Ottawa. Some retards even wear them doing cardio.

hbriem
01-28-2010, 07:30 AM
It's sad. The guy looked much, much better before his cancerous "transformation".

EJLouis
01-28-2010, 08:04 AM
It's funny that it says "click image to enlarge" below his scrawny ass photos.
I clicked, still scrawny. Very disappointing. The interweb must be broken.

PVC
01-28-2010, 08:06 AM
I'm just sayin' woman - YOU ARE NOT YOUR ABS. Your skills at Super Mario World are a dozen times more important.

Testify

coreJack
01-28-2010, 08:20 AM
Obviously 4% bodyfat is for competition only. 4% bf is not sustainable. I'm sure he doesn't look nearly as lean out of competition.

WildPegasus
01-28-2010, 08:30 AM
Obviously 4% bodyfat is for competition only. 4% bf is not sustainable. I'm sure he doesn't look nearly as lean out of competition.

But what about that nice natural orange glow? Is that sustainable?