Favorite weight-gain foods - those that would make a health-food guru gag

[sergeant_81]

No point to this thread other than seeing the depths of depravity and insanity we will all sink to for purposes of gaining another few pounds.

Mine is a full box of Twinkies daily. My GOD I love these things.

[Marotta]

Nothing beats a couple of plates of an Italian grandmother's homemade lasagna.

[IWillLiveFreeOrDie]

For lunch today:

1/2 pound of pastrami, sour kraut, thousand island dressing, and 2 slices of provolone cheese microwaved for 2 minutes.

2 or 3 BK Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese always hit the spot!

My wife made a 2.5 pound pot roast the other day that I ate in 2 meals. After her measley 6oz portion. :D

[coreJack]

Full fat, full sugar ice cream. You can eat a quart in one sitting, and it's ~1700 calories.

[Sami]

12 Reese's Peanut Butter cups and 2 pints of whole milk. :(

[Dastardly]

homemade chicken or mutton biryani. (need slow cooking meat)

about 2000kcal per portion, mainly from butterfat and rice carbs. plus about 100g of protein.

The most Junk Foody I get is eating all of the the stuff you will find in a British "Chip Shop", Including the expected fish & chips. But also all the various kebab's and fried chicken.

A portion of Doner Kebab (which is basicially mystery meat carved off a rotiserrie) contains at least 1000kcal for just the meat and 100% of daily salt allowance and 150% of daily saturated fat allowance, but then you add mayonaisse/sauces, some "salad" and the chips. Together getting near to 2000kcal for one meal.

I havent had this for a while because I got paranoid about the mystery meat factor and excessive salt, but I am tempted again now.

[jameson]

Well, for lunch I ate 3 double cheesburgers from BK yesterday...for maintenance.

[sergeant_81]

Well, for lunch I ate 3 double cheesburgers from BK yesterday...for maintenance.

I've been hammering away at those too. Can't beat 770 cals for 99 cents. I keep worrying they're going to end it soon :(

[jameson]

I've been hammering away at those too. Can't beat 770 cals for 99 cents. I keep worrying they're going to end it soon :(

Yes, (I have to steal this from JCavin b/c it made me laugh) that would make me a sad panda. (o.O) <---- Sad Panda face

At least I paid you credit, JCavin...

[Sgsolberg]

The McChurger: 2 Mcdoubles, 2 Mchickens, dollar fries. Stack like this:

(((((((Bun)))))))))
-1/2 of the fries -
Burger and cheese
McChicken patty and toppings
-1/2 of the fries -
McChicken Patty and toppings
Burger and Cheese
(((((((Bun)))))))))

[coreJack]

This thread could not have come at worse time for me. I'm cutting out non-milk carbs, and this thread is giving me too many bad ideas. A McChurger would really hit the spot right about now.

[william jackson]

heavy whipping cream by the pint. or go "half and half" with the cream and eggnog. for christmas i gave myself about 12lbs

[Patrick]

Fried Chicken!

[coreJack]

Hush puppies with maple butter.

[Albert987]

I've been hammering away at those too. Can't beat 770 cals for 99 cents. I keep worrying they're going to end it soon :(

holy cow, this beats the mcdouble which is 300-400 calories for $1

[Johnnyfondue]

The whole egg