View Full Version : This dude probably should have left his photobucket on private..
Dastardly
03-01-2010, 02:49 PM
This guy posted some uploaded some pictures showing the results of his moronic attempt at stripping paint of his car wheels using FIRE?
Before
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bigjamie09/CIMG1772.jpg
After
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bigjamie09/Image055.jpg
The more interesting thing however was that he left his photobucket public. The contents have already spawned some meme-age!
Such as:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/Dark_Yoda/poster79730187.jpg
He has also taken pictures of his rampant steroid pill-popping which is pretty funny to see as he is so damn skinny. Look here (http://s984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bigjamie09/?start=0) for his photobucket account(NSFW)
This has made me realise that a good deal of people I see at the gym are probably on the juice too.
coreJack
03-01-2010, 02:58 PM
The tiny cock poster is hilarious. Thanks for sharing this. OK, time to go make my photobucket album private!
mstrofbass
03-01-2010, 03:20 PM
Anyone save the pics of the girl before they were removed?
Dastardly
03-01-2010, 03:22 PM
Well there is this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/R6_Allan/HouseCoat.jpg (NSFW)
But I can still see the thumbnails of all the pictures in his account.
mstrofbass
03-01-2010, 03:24 PM
Yeah, I can see the thumbnails, but now that I've seen the ones that are still there, I don't care to see anymore of her.
Legit Lulz.
I did S&C for a local football team last summer and I'd say 4 out of 5 of the team's girlfriends were fat.
Not hot fat, either.
coreJack
03-01-2010, 03:25 PM
Well there is this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/R6_Allan/HouseCoat.jpg (NSFW)
But I can still see the thumbnails of all the pictures in his account.
She is going to kill this fool!
Yeah, I can see the thumbnails as well - but didn't see the housecoat pic.
coreJack
03-01-2010, 03:25 PM
Not hot fat, either.
I'd say this girl is hot fat.
Dastardly
03-01-2010, 03:31 PM
I'd say this girl is hot fat.
I kinda agree, but she seems too trashy & stupid to be attractive.
Shed have to be desperate to fellate Mr Danabol there.
coreJack
03-01-2010, 03:41 PM
Shed have to be desperate to fellate Mr Danabol there.
I just saw a pic where she is fellating him. LOL, this definitely fits into the 'guys who take roids have small dicks' generalization.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/STslayer/lolmug.jpg Very NSFW!
Gary Gibson
03-01-2010, 03:41 PM
Shed have to be desperate to fellate Mr Danabol there.
Maybe he's really confident. I'm told that makes up for a lot of other glaring shortcomings.
coreJack
03-01-2010, 03:54 PM
The interwebz is having a field day on this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/R6_Allan/Stegs.jpg
mstrofbass
03-01-2010, 04:11 PM
Legit Lulz.
I did S&C for a local football team last summer and I'd say 4 out of 5 of the team's girlfriends were fat.
Not hot fat, either.
Was that local football team Texas Tech?
Lol. Yeah, hot fat.
I can see we are coming to areas of agreement here for the good of the forum.
I kinda agree, but she seems too trashy & stupid to be attractive.
Trashy...I can get on board with that, but stupid....stupid really has to have something else going with it, like freakish whore sex skills or extreme hotness.
I told the other coach this:
"We used to call this hoggin' when I was in high school."
He laughed. The fullback overheard me and looked at me with teenage shame filling his eyes.
Seriously, the girlfriends weights averaged over the linemen's weight.
Patrick
03-01-2010, 05:06 PM
In point of fact, I think the steroids are doing magic for this guy. See, his name is "bigjamie09", which by Internet convention, means he was born in 2009. This puts him between 3 and 15 months of age. Impressive development for someone who's still teething.
Dastardly
03-01-2010, 05:13 PM
Now this is a story all about how
my photobucket account made millions frown
and i'd like to take a minute and put this out there
"my cock is actually smaller with pubic hair"
In Merseyside england born and raised
on photobucket is where i spent most of my days
chilling out taking pictures thinking i was cool
even taking some of my mrs and my mini tool
when all of a sudden i thought steroids were good
bits started shrinking that never should
i forgot to protect the account so my pics got shared
and now my mrs gash is on forums everywhere.
coreJack
03-01-2010, 05:21 PM
I predict she dumps him within 24 hours.
Dastardly
03-01-2010, 05:35 PM
She knowingly let Mr Danabol take photos of her in compromising situations. She mustve know they would be going onto the net, so he could show his "boyz" on the vauxhall corsa/roid discussion board.
MrD: Look at my massive bicepts and wicked lats boys!
MrD: Look at my at all these pills I have boys!
Boys: You look like a small, weak loser who is probably a virgin. The roids are wasted on you.
MrD: No boys, you got me all wrong. I am bad ass corsa driving gangsta (now running on steelies) I have a sexy ho called Miss Gash. Here is some pictures of me choking that bitch with my massive willy, Do you like the way it looks boys? I can pose for you by myself if you like? I am BAD ASS.
Mr.City
03-01-2010, 07:17 PM
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bigjamie09/CIMG1051.jpg
Why would anyone want to look like this? I notice this new breed of 20 year old monsters wanting hulk arms while the rest of their body suffers. Big arms, no lats, and sure as fuck doesn't do dealifts or squats because " it could hurt my back."They aren't badasses, they just want to play the role of one.
I'm no adonis, but I like what SS has done to my body. Chest, lats, traps, and abs are bigger. I see these fools with I can only describe as a "Frankstein physique", large arms, skinny legs and torsos, giving off this very long and gangly appearance. This guy wanted the short cut, and boy, did he get one!
For the record, the girl is semi-hot in my eyes,however I'm disappointed with the lack of topless pics and only muff.
milesdyson
03-01-2010, 08:25 PM
his arms are pathetically small. shoulders/traps are definitely wtf-proportioned, but that's about all.
edit: i mean nothing else is worth noting. everything else is badly under developed.
MikeD
03-01-2010, 08:50 PM
Wow. After seeing that felating pic, I suddenly feel like I have a lot to offer to women, comparatively. Stay away from steroids, kids!
coreJack
03-01-2010, 08:54 PM
Wow. After seeing that felating pic, I suddenly feel like I have a lot to offer to women, comparatively. Stay away from steroids, kids!
You've got the likely causality backwards. The steroids don't make one's dick smaller, but having a small dick may predispose one to try steroids (or so the stereotype goes).
Unless you're referring to his gumball sized testicles, in which case he probably should have waited until after his Clomid cycle to take that pic.
MikeD
03-01-2010, 09:13 PM
I suppose I was referring to the whole package, but I see your causality point.
mstrofbass
03-01-2010, 09:19 PM
Poot guy is a waste of incredibly wide shoulders and a tiny waist.
Kostas
03-02-2010, 01:09 AM
Maybe he's really confident. I'm told that makes up for a lot of other glaring shortcomings.
Great. You just poked a massive hole in everything I have said on the issue of self-cofidence and attractiveness... Another theory bites the dust :-(
imnotbncre8ive
03-02-2010, 02:20 AM
Maybe he's really confident. I'm told that makes up for a lot of other glaring shortcomings.
Reaping the fruit of the "Hope you aint doing this fo tha ladies" thread, I see. He certainly looks like the type to be overly confident and smug about his bodily achievements. What exercises does he do for genital hypertrophy?
You find some strange stuff on the interwebs, Dastardly. Keep them coming!
chevyguy3
03-02-2010, 09:21 AM
Steroids aren't going to make up for the shit he's so proud of eating that he is posting pictures of it... This is why you are small: (well, this and the fact that you don't do real lifts)
http://s984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bigjamie09/?action=view¤t=CIMG1126.jpg
http://s984.photobucket.com/albums/ae328/bigjamie09/?action=view¤t=CIMG1131.jpg
Guido
03-02-2010, 10:11 AM
I see nothing good in there whatsoever.
coreJack
03-02-2010, 10:13 AM
I see nothing good in there whatsoever.
A lot of the pics were taken down b/c they violated Photobucket's terms of service. But not before people copied them - http://www.willay.net/fuckinglol/ NSFW.
Raskolnikov
03-02-2010, 10:44 AM
A lot of the pics were taken down b/c they violated Photobucket's terms of service. But not before people copied them - http://www.willay.net/fuckinglol/ NSFW.
Ahahahahaha.... this douche will be lucky if he gets to keep his small dick when she finds out about this.
(And she's definitely hot fat, IMO.)
mstrofbass
03-02-2010, 11:32 AM
(And she's definitely hot fat, IMO.)
Her face is haggard. Luckily, they still make paper grocery sacks, and some brilliant genius, a long time ago, came across this same situation and invented doggie-style.
Raskolnikov
03-02-2010, 11:46 AM
Her face ain't gonna win any contests, that's for sure. But paper bag or not, I wouldn't hesitate for a second...
Chewie_jrc
03-02-2010, 06:50 PM
Her face is haggard. Luckily, they still make paper grocery sacks, and some brilliant genius, a long time ago, came across this same situation and invented doggie-style.
Dude whatever. Haggard? That's a little strong.
Gary Gibson
03-02-2010, 07:06 PM
There's not a one of you I wouldn't kill to spend a few hours with her.
Then again, I'm a brutha and I like teh fattie on the snow bunny.
Edit: I just clicked through the rest of those pics. That shit's not right.
mstrofbass
03-02-2010, 07:28 PM
Dude whatever. Haggard? That's a little strong.
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cjangelo
03-02-2010, 10:26 PM
There's not a one of you I wouldn't kill to spend a few hours with her.
You said it.
I would fuck the shit out of her. And to tell you the truth, I think anyone who wouldn't is a closet case.
mstrofbass
03-02-2010, 10:33 PM
There's not a one of you I wouldn't kill to spend a few hours with her.
Then again, I'm a brutha and I like teh fattie on the snow bunny.
Edit: I just clicked through the rest of those pics. That shit's not right.
You should see this white chick that decided to start posting on another forum I'm on...she's a bit of an exhibitionist (by "bit" I mean pathologically), already had a big lower body to begin with, and has made it a point TO GET FATTER. I couldn't stop looking, it was such a train wreck.
Dastardly
03-03-2010, 05:28 AM
You should see this white chick that decided to start posting on another forum I'm on...she's a bit of an exhibitionist (by "bit" I mean pathologically), already had a big lower body to begin with, and has made it a point TO GET FATTER. I couldn't stop looking, it was such a train wreck.
Sounds a lot like that abzgurll on bbdotcom but in reverse.
coreJack
03-03-2010, 07:45 AM
And to tell you the truth, I think anyone who wouldn't is a closet case.
I'm inclined to agree. But some guys have ridiculous standards. Fortunately, I do not suffer from that particular affliction.
Anyway, I'm sure she's single by now, and looking for a guy with a cock bigger than 4".
Gary Gibson
03-03-2010, 07:55 AM
I'm inclined to agree. But some guys have ridiculous standards. Fortunately, I do not suffer from that particular affliction.
Anyway, I'm sure she's single by now, and looking for a guy with a cock bigger than 4".
She is a cut above my usual fare and I'd be willing to make an honest woman out of her.
I'll not comment on the penis part because I promised I no longer would on internet forums.
coreJack
03-03-2010, 08:14 AM
She is a cut above my usual fare and I'd be willing to make an honest woman out of her.
You're in a very long queue.
Mr.City
03-03-2010, 08:19 AM
She is a cut above my usual fare and I'd be willing to make an honest woman out of her.
Hip Drive
mstrofbass
03-03-2010, 11:43 AM
I'm inclined to agree. But some guys have ridiculous standards. Fortunately, I do not suffer from that particular affliction.
Anyway, I'm sure she's single by now, and looking for a guy with a cock bigger than 4".
I think you're mistaking people saying she's not great with saying they wouldn't fuck her.
She's fuckable, but that face just isn't acceptable for anything but fucking her.
mstrofbass
03-03-2010, 11:44 AM
She is a cut above my usual fare and I'd be willing to make an honest woman out of her.
You really need some more confidence. If I can do better than that, anyone should be able to.
coreJack
03-03-2010, 02:10 PM
I think you're mistaking people saying she's not great with saying they wouldn't fuck her.
She's fuckable, but that face just isn't acceptable for anything but fucking her.
So we have a consensus then - first time there's been agreement in Ends & Pieces. She's very fuckable.
Yeah, I wouldn't date her either.
Guido
03-03-2010, 02:19 PM
I vote "no". No way. I guess I have higher standards, then.
imnotbncre8ive
03-03-2010, 02:41 PM
I vote "no". No way. I guess I have higher standards, then.
I'm with Guido. Don't settle for that guy's sloppy seconds. Ya'll could do better.
coreJack
03-03-2010, 02:45 PM
I'm with Guido. Don't settle for that guy's sloppy seconds. Ya'll could do better.
Have you seen the pics? If that's the only guy she's been with, I consider her a virgin.
Besides, given how kids are fucking so early, you're nearly always settling for someone's sloppy seconds, unless you're a pedophile. Better it be the sloppy seconds of a guy with a small dick than a guy with a ginormous cock.
Guido
03-03-2010, 03:06 PM
^ If the only way you are able to get tail is to be the rebound guy for a chick who was with someone with a small dick before you, you've got other problems to worry about.
There are plenty of decent 18-21 year old women out there who are virgins, too, if you know where to find them. Somehow I managed to.
mstrofbass
03-03-2010, 03:15 PM
^ If the only way you are able to get tail is to be the rebound guy for a chick who was with someone with a small dick before you, you've got other problems to worry about.
There are plenty of decent 18-21 year old women out there who are virgins, too, if you know where to find them. Somehow I managed to.
Jesus fucking christ. No one said that's the only way they could get tail, they're just saying that, given the chance THEY WOULD FUCK HER. Stop trying to twist it so you can try to come across as being better, because you're not.
I'd say if the only way you can get laid is to find an 18+ girl that's a virgin, convince her that you love her so she'll let you stick your dick in her, it's YOU that has the problems.
Bros before hos, Gary.
I'd run interference for you, though, so you could work that sweet chocolate mojo English chicks love.
Raskolnikov
03-03-2010, 03:36 PM
Lol... as a non-virgin adult, why in the hell would 18 year old virgins be the demographic you troll for when you want to fuck? I had enough of that crap back when I was 18.
When I think of who I want to fuck, you know what type of girl comes to my mind? -- a hot-fat, slightly skanky chick with big tits coming out of a relationship with a small dicked douche bag. That's a perfect storm! You know she knows how to fuck, she's probably got some self-esteem issues so she'll be down for all kinds of shit, and compared with the last guy I'm going to look like John Holmes. Why would any straight male pass that up?
mstrofbass
03-03-2010, 03:51 PM
When I think of who I want to fuck, you know what type of girl comes to my mind? -- a hot-fat, slightly skanky chick with big tits coming out of a relationship with a small dicked douche bag. That's a perfect storm! You know she knows how to fuck, she's probably got some self-esteem issues so she'll be down for all kinds of shit, and compared with the last guy I'm going to look like John Holmes. Why would any straight male pass that up?
There is absolutely no way I could have come up with anything as perfectly worded as this.
coreJack
03-03-2010, 03:54 PM
Why would any straight male pass that up?
Barring some sort of low testosterone issue, or very strong religious convictions, he wouldn't.
^ If the only way you are able to get tail is to be the rebound guy for a chick who was with someone with a small dick before you, you've got other problems to worry about.
There are plenty of decent 18-21 year old women out there who are virgins, too, if you know where to find them. Somehow I managed to.
Come on now, you know family members don't count
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/normal_surprise_buttsex.jpg
cjangelo
03-03-2010, 06:33 PM
Lol... as a non-virgin adult, why in the hell would 18 year old virgins be the demographic you troll for when you want to fuck? I had enough of that crap back when I was 18.
When I think of who I want to fuck, you know what type of girl comes to my mind? -- a hot-fat, slightly skanky chick with big tits coming out of a relationship with a small dicked douche bag. That's a perfect storm! You know she knows how to fuck, she's probably got some self-esteem issues so she'll be down for all kinds of shit, and compared with the last guy I'm going to look like John Holmes. Why would any straight male pass that up?
I am thoroughly impressed. You have demonstrated enormous wisdom in these two paragraphs. I will pay much closer attention to and give more credence to your future posts. If you are ever in need of a reference letter, please do let me know.
Chewie_jrc
03-03-2010, 08:22 PM
I am thoroughly impressed. You have demonstrated enormous wisdom in these two paragraphs. I will pay much closer attention to and give more credence to your future posts. If you are ever in need of a reference letter, please do let me know.
LOL this made my day.
Mr.City
03-03-2010, 08:27 PM
Anyone getting tired of the generic, orange-skinned slutty girl fashion style? Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, however I still find a girl who has a nice personality and , I guess more, a more classy/old fashioned mode of dress more attractive.
Campbell
03-04-2010, 10:10 AM
Anyone getting tired of the generic, orange-skinned slutty girl fashion style? Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, however I still find a girl who has a nice personality and , I guess more, a more classy/old fashioned mode of dress more attractive.
I hear you, I like my woman a little less orange and a little more classy. When did they decide orange was sexy.
Jamie J. Skibicki
03-04-2010, 10:12 AM
I don't like orange, but I do like slutty
Dastardly
03-04-2010, 02:11 PM
This "orange" issue is perfectly demonstrated in womens physique contests. Bright orange, ultra low bodyfat and tasteless g-string bikini's.
They basically look like haggard, aging peasants/slaves due to the excessive tan, wrinkles (dehydration) and unhealthily low bodyfat.
cjangelo
03-04-2010, 07:00 PM
I don't like orange, but I do like slutty
I just like big booties and big titties.
Jamie J. Skibicki
03-05-2010, 09:48 AM
"I just like big booties and big titties."
But without the slutty, what good is it. There was this incredibly christian chick I knew, super hot. Made me very sad, kind of like a Ferrari without an engine.
coreJack
03-05-2010, 10:16 AM
But without the slutty, what good is it. There was this incredibly christian chick I knew, super hot. Made me very sad, kind of like a Ferrari without an engine.
You just have to date her and get her to let loose her inner slut. Those are the marriageable types.
cjangelo
03-05-2010, 05:24 PM
You just have to date her and get her to let loose her inner slut. Those are the marriageable types.
First sentence, I agree with.
Second sentence (bolded) I think is absurd. I'm glad I got over my Madonna/Whore complex. I suggest you do the same. You'll be happier for it.
coreJack
03-05-2010, 05:33 PM
First sentence, I agree with.
Second sentence (bolded) I think is absurd. I'm glad I got over my Madonna/Whore complex. I suggest you do the same. You'll be happier for it.
I got over that a long time ago. Different issue.
IWillLiveFreeOrDie
03-05-2010, 05:52 PM
Too bad there are no tittie shots. She has a nice rack, and I wouldn't consider that fat. :D
coreJack
03-05-2010, 06:14 PM
She has a nice rack, and I wouldn't consider that fat. :D
Yeah, it was really just her face that seemed puffy. Everything else - legs, butt, tits - looked pretty good to me.
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