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LondonTiger
03-02-2010, 02:19 PM
Can anyone recommend me one.

Now that I have an ass to die for, I'm finding it difficult to stop people taking a pinch at my ass.. Men and women.

Now a pinch isn't so bad, but when you're getting like 100+ pinches a day it makes thy ass muy sore.

Thanks in advance for your help.
Sami
03-02-2010, 02:21 PM
Use Liquid Ass (http://www.liquidass.com/) to keep pincers at bay.
misspelledgeoff
03-02-2010, 02:47 PM
Keep squatting. Once you get Big and Bulky it won't happen anymore.
LondonTiger
03-02-2010, 03:03 PM
sorry, was supposed to post in ends & pieces not the food forum.
PVC
03-02-2010, 05:29 PM
I think it's time to come out of the closet.
misspelledgeoff
03-02-2010, 07:01 PM
PVC, do you read this forum?

He's been out. WAAAAAY OUT.
Dastardly
03-02-2010, 07:04 PM
http://aasgaardco.com/store/squirrelcart/themes/squirrelcart/images/store_logo.png

:rolleyes:
Rorschach
03-02-2010, 07:26 PM
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
PVC
03-02-2010, 07:27 PM
http://aasgaardco.com/store/squirrelcart/themes/squirrelcart/images/store_logo.png

Nice.
Patrick
03-03-2010, 06:11 AM
Now a pinch isn't so bad, but when you're getting like 100+ pinches a day it makes thy ass muy sore.

Is "pinch" code for gay sex in London?
IlPrincipeBrutto
03-03-2010, 07:13 AM
Kudos to Dastardly !

And Tiger, I'm sorry but this is a bit lame and predictable. If you want us to take your self-deprecation bait seriously, you'll have to be more inventive.


IPB
coreJack
03-03-2010, 07:39 AM
double-post
coreJack
03-03-2010, 07:39 AM
Yeah, he set the bar pretty high with "squat-ass to die for". C'mon London, you can do it.

Great connection, Dastardly.
sergeant_81
03-03-2010, 07:42 AM
Apologies to all the legitimate English blokes out there...but I'm beginning to understand why the sun is setting on England as a relevant world power.
Mr.City
03-03-2010, 08:36 AM
Yeah, he set the bar pretty high with "squat-ass to die for". C'mon London, you can do it.

Great connection, Dastardly.

You don't get squat ass with high bar squats.
drlvegas
03-03-2010, 10:30 AM
Get a chastity belt for a fat girl & wear it backwards.
gzt
03-03-2010, 10:42 AM
You don't get squat ass with high bar squats.
Yes, you do. All squats work the glutes, the question is really how much hamstring gets worked.
Chewie_jrc
03-03-2010, 10:47 AM
Your troll powers are waning LT....
Mr.City
03-03-2010, 11:24 AM
Yes, you do. All squats work the glutes, the question is really how much hamstring gets worked.

Was making a joke about his "setting bar high" comment
gzt
03-03-2010, 11:50 AM
Was making a joke about his "setting bar high" comment
Got it. Am slow.
WildPegasus
03-03-2010, 11:52 AM
http://www.azzpadz.com/demo/animation.gif