Really, Elitefts?

[Mr.City]

Has anyone seen the title of their Valentine's Day sale, "Don't Forget Your Bitch"? Who the fuck came up with that? I'm no prude, but that's just in bad taste. It's not even cleaver. This is the type shit I expect to come out of fat barflies at the local dive.

[FKYT]

Well, technically it's the "Don't Forget Your B**ch" Sale................They might be selling Bloch shoes or, um, a "batch" of protein bars for all we know.

"Don't Forget Your Belch" -- sale on carbonated beverages. See?

[Dastardly]

Maybe its aimed at bodybuilder douchebros?

Ive noticed that these guys tend to hang around with a weedier looking sidekick, probably to help them feel more awesome. They get this bitch to assist reps, load weights and I assume to give "special relief" after training.

[ColoWayno]

Maybe we should let some bitches weigh in...

[FKYT]

Maybe its aimed at bodybuilder douchebros?

Ive noticed that these guys tend to hang around with a weedier looking sidekick, probably to help them feel more awesome. They get this bitch to assist reps, load weights and I assume to give "special relief" after training.

And it works both ways. "Don't Forget Your Butch"

[Simma Park]

Meh. I just think it's funny that they bleeped out "bitch". I mean, if you're going to play with sexist humor like that, it looks silly to get delicate about using bad words.

ETA: But maybe they did it so you guys could have fun with it, as you clearly do here.

[ColoWayno]

By the way, is there a way to check order status on that site? My wife got me a prowler for my B-Day and I'm all excited.

[Mark E. Hurling]

What is it Illinois night this Monday? There's another guy from Illinois in Rip's Q&A too.

What low life thought this marketing approach would appeal to anyone but a recent parolee from Statesville?

[JM3]

By the way, is there a way to check order status on that site? My wife got me a prowler for my B-Day and I'm all excited.


does that make you a bitch on the prowl?

Im sorry for being sexist wayno. I love you man.

[Carnivroar]

http://ragefac.es/faces/58a37ad6fa428268c9e75ba3950bece9.png

[FKYT]

By the way, is there a way to check order status on that site? My wife got me a prowler for my B-Day and I'm all excited.

They should have sent your wife a tracking number. They sent one to me on my last order.

[sappbe]

OMG, it says bitch! I'm supposed to be offended by that word, but wait this is kinda funny. Let's ask some bitches if it is ok to not be offended on their behalf.

[melody]

I wish I was getting a prowler for Vday.

[Steve Hill]

What do they sell for my dogs? I've got four females. Can't forget my bitchez.

[Simma Park]

OMG, it says bitch! I'm supposed to be offended by that word, but wait this is kinda funny. Let's ask some bitches if it is ok to not be offended on their behalf.

It will do you no good to ask us bitches. You need to find some b**ches. Good luck with that.

[sappbe]

It will do you no good to ask us bitches. You need to find some b**ches. Good luck with that.

Shoot. I f**ked it up.

[Briks42]

I always get confused who is offended by words like this. Girls or dogs? And when I say "gaybird", is that offensive to gay people or birds?

[Simma Park]

I always get confused who is offended by words like this. Girls or dogs?

Mr. City. Didn't you read the beginning of this thread?

[lurkmore]

Look at all you people assuming its a naughty word. The picture in the ad is a bench because its the "Don't forget your bench" sale.

[Briks42]

oh, yeah. gaybirds.

[DoctorWho]

Look at all you people assuming its a naughty word. The picture in the ad is a bench because its the "Don't forget your bench" sale.

I fell for the joke. Thought it was in poor taste, but it was me who jumped to the wrong conclusion. If I was EFTS, I would follow up with an ernest-sounding e-mail wondering how people could have such misogynistic (that's almost certainly spelled wrong) views when the photo clearly showed a B-E-N-C-H.

[FKYT]

Look at all you people assuming its a naughty word. The picture in the ad is a bench because its the "Don't forget your bench" sale.

LOL, the most logical fit, and the only one I didn't think of.

[Carlos Daniel]

Has anyone seen the title of their Valentine's Day sale, "Don't Forget Your Bitch"? Who the fuck came up with that? I'm no prude, but that's just in bad taste. It's not even cleaver. This is the type shit I expect to come out of fat barflies at the local dive.

Yeah, it's definitely forked up.

[Briks42]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvULaoH2WoU&feature=related

[squat_gnome]

What's up with all the recent faggotry?

[Briks42]

What's up with all the recent faggotry?

Lack of protein most likely. Cats are hibernating. Nothing to trap.

[squat_gnome]

Lack of protein most likely. Cats are hibernating. Nothing to trap.
High protein was a myth to convince people like you to suck dick. lots of them

[Briks42]

High protein was a myth to convince people like you to suck dick. lots of them

Cat dick?

[squat_gnome]

You pretend like the butcher gives all that meat to you for free....

[Briks42]

You pretend like the butcher gives all that meat to you for free....

hahahahhahaahhahah thats a good call. a nice 'ol fashioned for the butcher goes a long way.

[squat_gnome]

The sly English folk, whenever they don't have something to say they just mumble some meaningless sentence.
Surprise, I will leave you, the butcher, and this boring argument together so you can have special fun together and celebrate your win. happy sexy time

[sappbe]

happy sexy time

Is there any other kind?

[gzt]

Is there any other kind?

Yes. There is a kind for each of the seven dwarves.

[niclane]

Yes. There is a kind for each of the seven dwarves.

Finally, this site makes me laugh out loud at work.

[poppunk]

Clearly they're trying to get more revenue out of the prison segment.

[Simma Park]

Yes. There is a kind for each of the seven dwarves.

This is a common misconception that causes people to grossly underestimate the kinds of sexy time which exist.

There are actually over a hundred kinds, for each of the smurfs.

[Carlos Daniel]

This is a common misconception that causes people to grossly underestimate the kinds of sexy time which exist.

There are actually over a hundred kinds, for each of the smurfs.

This is complicated, considering there's only one smurfette.

[Simma Park]

This is complicated, considering there's only one smurfette.

You'd prefer all-male dwarves instead?

[gzt]

This is complicated, considering there's only one smurfette.

She's quoting the girl perspective. For women (esp. smurfette), there's a kind of sexy time for each smurf. For men, it's seven dwarves. It's just like feelings, man.

[Simma Park]

She's quoting the girl perspective. For women (esp. smurfette), there's a kind of sexy time for each smurf. For men, it's seven dwarves. It's just like feelings, man.

Dude. That's kind of deep.

[Carlos Daniel]

You'd prefer all-male dwarves instead?

I don't know if I'm comfortable sharing the girl with 100 other blue people. I'm not comfortable doing midgets either. I think it's just stick it in snow white and be done with it.

[Kyle Aaron]

WTF is up with the **? If you're going to be sexist, don't be a pussy about it.

[william jackson]

^ Late to the party?

[tertius]

Dude. That's kind of deep.

That's what he said.

[Carlos Daniel]

That's what he said.

If she's calling you dude, there's a chance you're fucking a frat-boy without your knowledge.

[tertius]

If she's calling you dude, there's a chance you're fucking a frat-boy without your knowledge.

I think you need to ponder this some more, Carlos.