Light day went smoothly. Light weights, easy lifts, mildly challenging close grip bench, probably not challenging enough, and there weren't even any particularly noteworthy displays of stupidity.
It's shit like Light Day that really kills the entertainment value of this log.
Light Day 5.3
Squats: 2x5 315 lbs
Standing Press: 3x5 175 lbs
Chin Ups: 3x8
Close Grip Bench: 3x8 210 lbs
PS: My feet didn't rock around on the ground to the point my toes or heels came up during the standing presses, partly because I am not a jagoff, but mostly because that wasn't a terribly heavy weight.