The erotic adventures of H.P. Lovecraft

[Toasterleavings]

Deadlift KUA Cycle 4/Week 1 (or something)

Session Rating: "The Temptations of Shub-Niggurath"
"Her teats swollen with hellish sustenance, goat rump shewed high and sinister under that greenish alien moon. A monstrous guilt assailed me. I do not recall when, the shrieking vapours were clouding my faculties and robbing reason, yet I became aroused and was drawn to her, all the while gibbering in a dark tongue."

Deadlift: 60x10, [100,140]x5, 170x3, 190x1, 200x1.
SLDL: 100x5, 147.5x5x3
Squat: [60,100,130]x5, 150x10.

Had more back control during deadlifts today - and felt like a little more strength as well. Loaded up 205 then unloaded it. Too many singles on this dumb-ass lift of late. Got some solid work in via the unbelted SLDLs which were pretty straightforward but killers of the mitts (had done 7 sets hook-grip by the end of them). I think I also did my heaviest set of ten on squats. Squeee! Forgot to breathe for the last rep & felt like I was drowning. That seemed like enough, so it was.

[Mr. Bingley]

A monstrous guilt assailed me. I do not recall when, the shrieking vapours were clouding my faculties and robbing reason, yet I became aroused and was drawn to her, all the while gibbering in a dark tongue."

tequila does the same shit to me

[Toasterleavings]

11/07/2016

Press: 20x10, [40,40,60]x5, 70x3, 80x1, 85x[2,2,1,1,1,1,1]
Bench: 60x10, 80x3, 100x2, 102.5x[8,8,7]
Chins: 5x5.

Felt super awesome earlier in the day. As fortune would have it, that didn't carry over to later in the day. Got worn out quickly & limped home for a solid 'managed to turn up on the day' placing. Could be delayed deadlift day hangover. My press Pamplona has officially ended, so I'll be looking at programming for that now. Elbow is pretty fucked so I need to figure out what to do with it.

Session Rating: DYELB?

[Toasterleavings]

13/07/2016

Squat KUA Cycle 5/Week 3

Session Rating: Huge noisy physics ignoring space battle with gratuitous guitar solo.
_ZZOMGGGGGG ^{waaa waaa wa-a-a-a-a} _KAPHLOOOOM ^{baw-waaw-waaaaww-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nerl} _{BZZZZAAAAAAPPPPP .... SSHHHHHKKKKKOOOOOOOMMMBBBBBBB ....} ^{bwowwwwwwwwwww-wow-wowwwwn}

Pretty chuffed with the session - PR by +5kg and managed a double. Not entirely sure why I decided to go all Mariana Trench on the second rep, but no bits of me ruptured, broke, or flew off, so 'sall good. I guess there'll be a cycle 6 then.

Squat: 20x10, [70,100]x5, 120x3, 150x2, [170,190]x1, 200x2 (PR), 175x4x4
Chins: 8x3

[Agilic]

You were trying to help me straighten out my wonky hips on my squat a while ago. 440 lbs is a very strong squat and a nice landmark. Great job!

[chromoly]

Mariana Trench or IPF white light depth?

Nice work on the PR double! 200 kg is a very nice number

[Gerhard]

Wait a damn minute... Are you lifting outside?

You beast!

[Simon Rest]

nice squats fucker

[Toasterleavings]

You were trying to help me straighten out my wonky hips on my squat a while ago. 440 lbs is a very strong squat and a nice landmark. Great job!

Thanks mate! I trust the wonkiness has abated?

Mariana Trench or IPF white light depth?
Nice work on the PR double! 200 kg is a very nice number

Thanks! But settle down there champy - I've heard about IPF depth judging. I didn't burn my ass on the molten core of the earth so I figure I had a red light or two. Plus I've seen you squat. Dayum ... that's deep!

Wait a damn minute... Are you lifting outside?
You beast!

Thanks! Technically it's under the house in my bespoke Mayan lifting ruins.

I had been ignoring this thread, as I had no fucking clue what it was until I read the thread originator. The mobile version doesn't show you who this is.
Nice squat double. You're probably good for a single at 2xBW, which is probably a record for a vegetarian.

Thanks! Still a fair chunk off a 2xBW but who knows. And you ignored a thread with 'erotic' in the title. WTF Gilchrest?

nice squats fucker

Maaaaaaate!

[Mr. Bingley]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn of being able to do 2x200