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    It gets good reviews but that doesn't necessarily mean a whole lot. Just curious on your thoughts.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008RL1HBU/

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    Quote Originally Posted by amsgator View Post
    It gets good reviews but that doesn't necessarily mean a whole lot. Just curious on your thoughts.

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008RL1HBU/
    Looks pretty useless to me.

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    "This is not for the novice caffeine ingester. This stuff packs a whopping 325 mg. of caffeine and other testosterone boosting ingredients. Hang on to your gym shorts!"

    Whoa guy....you must be a novice caffeine ingester....

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    "Clinically tested in a double-blind study!" "Clinically studied CFB and vasoactive compounds!"

    Very convincing. I could do a double-blind study on horse dung and put the same labels on the bottle.

    This new breed of concentrate is an annihilating force to reckon with. So illictly strong, it may become extinct. Regenerating new muscle at an anabolically-expedited rate with intensity beyond belief is what nitraflex is all about. To make you the predatory beast whether on stage, at the gym, or when strength needs to be summoned up full-tilt. How does inch seething intensity inch look and feel? Start taking nitraflex today to find out. The size you get from tearing down flesh from within will be living proof.
    Were they really dumb enough to spell out inch (double-quote) instead of putting "seething intensity?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Herbison View Post
    "Clinically tested in a double-blind study!" "Clinically studied CFB and vasoactive compounds!"

    Very convincing. I could do a double-blind study on horse dung and put the same labels on the bottle.

    This new breed of concentrate is an annihilating force to reckon with. So illictly strong, it may become extinct. Regenerating new muscle at an anabolically-expedited rate with intensity beyond belief is what nitraflex is all about. To make you the predatory beast whether on stage, at the gym, or when strength needs to be summoned up full-tilt. How does inch seething intensity inch look and feel? Start taking nitraflex today to find out. The size you get from tearing down flesh from within will be living proof.

    Were they really dumb enough to spell out inch (double-quote) instead of putting "seething intensity?"
    Can't believe this a real thing. Language seems like a joke/parody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Herbison View Post
    "Clinically tested in a double-blind study!" "Clinically studied CFB and vasoactive compounds!"

    Very convincing. I could do a double-blind study on horse dung and put the same labels on the bottle.
    You mean putting sprinkles on a turd doesn't make it a cupcake?

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