Rip,

Have you considering creating some sort of drop down menu in your interface when people ask questions so you can just have canned responses to the same bullshit you get asked everyday.
Off the top of my head, I'd at least have these in your drop down:

"Have you read the books? *link to "The first three questions""

"We train the general public, not elite athletes"

"Why would a non-vertical bar path be preferable in a system where working against gravity is the goal"

"We don't teach that exercise for good reason. Have you read the books?"

"Fuck rows. Do not trade out the deadlifts or the power cleans for them. Have you read the books?"

"Crossfit is not an effective way to get strong. Do the program and get strong."

"Do the program. Have you read the books?"

This might be a good way to save you a few minutes a response, which would translate to like 180 hours a year.