I assume you want to go into grad school in the sciences. If that's the case, you don't have to worry so much about portfolio building (not that you shouldn't do anything, just that it won't be so...

Dude, "porcine aroma" is one of the best things about bacon. If anything, the community should be paying them a stipend.

It'd be funny if you did that and then this happened:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8RcDb_wZfQ

Dude, forget that story, check out this one from the sidebar: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/17/hipsters-pbr-beer-prices_n_3294536.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Fucking hipsters, man.

"Baka! I just did Starting Strength because I wanted to! I-it's not like I like you or anything!"

Sounds like that guy won't be a "Fr33man" for much longer.

LOL, this gives me a mental image of the cyclist in OP's video riding through town thinking "HAHA, NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME IN MY BACON ARMOR!"

A person won't have a convenient 1" handle and will be floppier and harder to hold, so that statement in and of itself doesn't set off my BS meter. It's the "primal fitness" part that gets my alarm...

It's videos like that that make me wish it were legal to deck somebody if they deserve it. The bicyclist was smart in how he dealt with it, though, although I think a better solution would've been to...

You are being watched. The government has a secret system: a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees...

FWIW, I've seen both Dan John and Paul Cater (the LiftRunBang guy) recommend peanut butter sandwiches between meals. They should go down easy, and they're tasty too.

Money, chocolate, and 500 lb squats are sure things.

This made me LOL.

Pignome sounds like one of those True Forced Loneliness guys.

It seems like locking/unlocking the bar on a Smith Machine while trying to do Zerchers would be a real pain in the butt.

My first thought wasn't so much that storing all that data would be an issue, but analyzing it.

Are gap teeth considered sexy in Iran?

Tobey Maguire really let himself go since his Spider-Man days, hasn't he?

All the transformations seem believable to me, even without drugs. Most of the guys weren't really that fat to begin with,...

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Whenever you meet someone new, just scream "NO, I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" at the top of your lungs. Problem solved!

They should make a Department of Homeland Security Security in case the DHS gets out of hand.