Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[JohnRoman]

You really have stumbled upon comedy gold. I was sure it was satire at first. And second. Took me about 3-4 videos to finally realise they were actually serious.



This one has it all. Hard to pick a favourite. Unstable surface deadlifting. The "renegade performance coach" teaching the forward roll. Another renegade high-fiving a 205lb 1/16th squat.

I hate to admit it but I was expecting to see something that didn't show up. I expected them to plant the bar in something and while it was vertical to see pole dancing type fitness moves.

[B4PJS]

You really have stumbled upon comedy gold. I was sure it was satire at first. And second. Took me about 3-4 videos to finally realise they were actually serious.



This one has it all. Hard to pick a favourite. Unstable surface deadlifting. The "renegade performance coach" teaching the forward roll. Another renegade high-fiving a 205lb 1/16th squat.

I swear to god that the coach actually said "Smaller Range of Motion" during that squat! Fucking retard.

[brianb]

Check out what's on their Facebook page:



Is this the threesome being discussed in the other thread?

[Vic]

Saw this guy, 5 foot 5, 130 pounds, doing a "superset" of leg presses (4 plates total) and then this thing where he would do some sort of oblique crunches very rapidly. Something like 15 reps in 30 seconds. In my mind, I've dubbed him The Woodpecker. He was also, on a different day, doing 1/8 squats at this same astonishing pace. It's the combination of all the joint damage of 1/8 squats with all the pulled muscles of super-fast, out-of-control motion.

I imagine this guy to have been driving by the gym, thinking to himself, "You know, I really goddamn hate my body. I think I'll go destroy myself at a woodpecker pace.

[JC]

If i were bottom ELITE TRAINER i'd be embarrassed to be shown in a picture with a lass with bigger arms than mine.

[sking1001]

[DoctorWho]

Check out what's on their Facebook page:



Is this the threesome being discussed in the other thread?

A question for the middle guy: was climbing on top of the bottom guy worth the price of having the girl climb on top of you?

[Josiah Moye]

LMAO at this hordon shit. Wow. Thank you all.

[Jsutt]

Im still not convinced its serious. The guy wearing a scarf and bandanna? Really? Can someone in Boston investigate this?

I've met enough people from New England to know that these guys genuinely do not have a functional sense of irony and are 100% serious.

[Dastardly]

A question for the middle guy: was climbing on top of the bottom guy worth the price of having the girl climb on top of you?

Looks like the kind of guy who is more into other guys.