Whats wrong with crossfit?

[mstrofbass]

You're right, after all they do the things they don't do better than you. After giant slalom they can move onto the freestyle aerial ski park and show their stuff.

Do you have any idea how much I would pay to watch a large number of elite Crossfitters do a giant slalom course?

On second thought, fuck that, it's too much work. Just set up some flags on the fucking bunny slope and the fastest wins. That should be sufficient.

[Ezpeasy]

Slaloms? bunny slope? open jumps?! what is this shit!

Do a half pipe, the event can be reaching highest vertical point for time. Spectators WILL be entertained.

[mstrofbass]

Slaloms? bunny slope? open jumps?! what is this shit!

Do a half pipe, the event can be reaching highest vertical point for time. Spectators WILL be entertained.

No, epic downhill crashes will always win out over half pipe wrecks.

[ecj]

Yup, reposting as it bears repeating.

I mean, if we really want to, we can challenge the definition of "fitness" to be more inclusive...say... using guns/rifles? hunting? how about starting a fire?

CrossFit Games 2013...

The Hunger Games.

[Dastardly]

It has just struck me that "chess-boxing" is probably the most ideal crossfit sport.

[gzt]

You take that back. Chess-boxing is awesome and I won't have the name CrossFit even compared with it.

[bob g]

Tell me this isn't a massively explosive movement:

Here are the two most massively explosive throws ever, current and prior eras:

Zelezny, 323': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DondUHBw3sE
Hohn, 343': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YPjh_WwWas

Hohn was a beast, 6'6" 245

[allent]

CrossFit Games 2013...

The Hunger Games.

Have not read books/seen movie, but assume the same as Battle Royale, and yes. They already have the knee socks.

[John Bono]

No, epic downhill crashes will always win out over half pipe wrecks.

Nordic ski jumping:

[mstrofbass]

Someone posted a rant on Facebook:

so there is this new Crossfit business person training guru running around making claims that are complete and total nonsense. This person is completely and totally FUCKING nuts. I just want you all to know that I can not take it any more. I HAVE HAD IT!!!! You will be exposed as the charlatan that you are. You crazy nut job. Your constant and non stop artificial and baseless self promotion will stop. You are not what you say you are nor have you accomplished anything that you claim. You are insane, you are full of shit and you belong in a mental hospital or a psych ward!!!

I'm not friends with the person, but the previously mentioned Crossfitter is, and commented on it, so I saw it. Conveniently, I could comment on it as well, so...

Glassman is on Facebook?