The "I Just Ate..." Thread

[Marotta]

Come here to brag about how much you just ate.

Not particularly impressive, but just to start things off:
2 Sauce soaked Pork Chops
Avg sized piece of Lasagna
~3 cups of Bacon-fried rice
2 protein bars

And Ian, so help me God, if you post "Your mom" I will fly down to Oregon and beat you to death with a barbell.

[Carnivroar]

a pork sandwhich with cheese and guarana soda

bet you don't know what guarana is

it's the shit

[Marotta]

I've heard the term before, but forgot and had to google it.

Looks like it doesn't taste very good.

[aron]

Today I had
3 Fried eggs and toast
2 shakes
A few thick slices of cheese
2 decent slices of cherry pie
a can of tuna and mayo
Lots of bologanaise, heavy on the meat (no idea how to spell this, cant be arsed to look it up) and a bit of spaghetti
Some olives
Some cottage cheese
Some water.

Keep saying I'm gonna start eating less but never get round to it. I guess this is as good a time as any to commit to it.

[Carlos Daniel]

It's quite nice actually. How do you get that shit in the US, carnie? I'm currently losing fat, so nothing epic to report. My most epic moment was downing 3 quarter pounders, followed by a liter of milk. I felt like absolute shit afterward, never gonna do that again.

[Carnivroar]

It's quite nice actually. How do you get that shit in the US, carnie? I'm currently losing fat, so nothing epic to report. My most epic moment was downing 3 quarter pounders, followed by a liter of milk. I felt like absolute shit afterward, never gonna do that again.

What do you mean how, we import it lol. Here in the US we have a brand called Guarana Brazilia, I think it's made here, I don't know if you have that in Brazil. Do you? Antarctica is better though.

[Carlos Daniel]

Guarana Brazilia

Never heard of it.

[Ian Kovtunovich]

Come here to brag about how much you just ate.

Not particularly impressive, but just to start things off:
2 Sauce soaked Pork Chops
Avg sized piece of Lasagna
~3 cups of Bacon-fried rice
2 protein bars

And Ian, so help me God, if you post "Your mom" I will fly down to Oregon and beat you to death with a barbell.

How did you know I was going to say that before I even opened the thread? Your psychic powers are incredible. But, fair enough.

Do you have a sister? (HA HA HA HAAAAAA! ...um, an older sister, though.)

For reals:
Steamed cheeseburger (better than it sounds!) with bacon and avocado, and a cup of Stumptown coffee.

I'm sick, and I'm not trying to gain any more weight, so that's it for recent intake. Marotta is much bigger than me.

[Scrofula]

Pulled pork sandwich with mustard sauce and slaw; side of beans. We have a BBQ truck nearby.

Some Stumptown sounds good about now. There's even a place nearby serving it, but without caffeine, I'm too lazy to go there. Catch 22.

[Ian Kovtunovich]

Pulled pork sandwich with mustard sauce and slaw; side of beans. We have a BBQ truck nearby.

Some Stumptown sounds good about now. There's even a place nearby serving it, but without caffeine, I'm too lazy to go there. Catch 22.

Ha ha...that is an unfortunate dilemma you have. What city are you in, that you are so fortunate as to have Stumptown?