The "I Just Ate..." Thread

[aron]

Vagina

Its freakin catching on. I love it.

[Ian Kovtunovich]

Come here to brag about how much you just ate.

Not particularly impressive, but just to start things off:
2 Sauce soaked Pork Chops
Avg sized piece of Lasagna
~3 cups of Bacon-fried rice
2 protein bars

And Ian, so help me God, if you post "Your mom" I will fly down to Oregon and beat you to death with a barbell.

How did you know I was going to say that before I even opened the thread? Your psychic powers are incredible. But, fair enough.

Do you have a sister? (HA HA HA HAAAAAA! ...um, an older sister, though.)

For reals:
Steamed cheeseburger (better than it sounds!) with bacon and avocado, and a cup of Stumptown coffee.

I'm sick, and I'm not trying to gain any more weight, so that's it for recent intake. Marotta is much bigger than me.

[Scrofula]

Pulled pork sandwich with mustard sauce and slaw; side of beans. We have a BBQ truck nearby.

Some Stumptown sounds good about now. There's even a place nearby serving it, but without caffeine, I'm too lazy to go there. Catch 22.

[Ian Kovtunovich]

Pulled pork sandwich with mustard sauce and slaw; side of beans. We have a BBQ truck nearby.

Some Stumptown sounds good about now. There's even a place nearby serving it, but without caffeine, I'm too lazy to go there. Catch 22.

Ha ha...that is an unfortunate dilemma you have. What city are you in, that you are so fortunate as to have Stumptown?

[Scrofula]

Seattle.

[Marotta]

Marotta is much bigger than me.

Pretty sure I'm one of the smaller guys on this board.

[aron]

Pretty sure I'm one of the smaller guys on this board.

Don't beat yourself up over it. According to wikipedia, the average male isn't even 6 inches erect.

[Marotta]

Don't beat yourself up over it. According to wikipedia, the average male isn't even 6 inches erect.

Well, your mom said it was plenty, so I'm not that worried.

[Sean Berry]

Last night:

4 chicken legs
Brown rice
Fresh spinach/carrots

Tonight:

~a pound of beef tips made as beef stroganoff
1 cup of cooked egg noodles
1 cup cottage cheese w/blue berries

sb

[Ian Kovtunovich]

Well, your mom said it was plenty, so I'm not that worried.

That's my line, Marotta!