Thread of awesome

[melody]

I canceled my xfit gym membership and joined this gym. https://isystemsgym.com/Home_Page.php. It is only $25 a month, so I can afford to drive to Wichita Falls more often.

[t0rment]

See, I fell on my ass with a 60 kg clean yesterday...

And, today I hit a 75 kg clean PR.

It must have been due to the asses...

We have reached assquilibrium.

[The Emancipated Freak]

i like to have sex with animals. i hump them good, i like to squat because it makes me bootylicious. i also like to write poop and my sister's facebook.

Hm.... I wonder who wrote this.

[FKYT]

i like to have sex with animals. i hump them good, i like to squat because it makes me bootylicious. i also like to write poop and my sister's facebook.

i thought i was the only one.

[Carlos Daniel]

i thought i was the only one.

You should go to the amazonian jungle. I speak from experience.

[TravisAU]

Can't wait for 2 plates!

He is sort of a guy- although we are the same weight 170# and he "just wants to tone up, not get too bulky." I have never heard a guy say THAT before.

I did at work overheard some guys talking about pre workout/ postwork bcaas wpi wpc and all this other crap typical broseph stuff and I asked what they were talking about they were like we lift weights I said "Really I couldn't tell".
"Oh thats because we just want to tone up".
Then I left the room what a waste of time and money.

[nabbler]

Truly awesome!

As for what's under the bandaid, I doubt it's worse than this: not for the faint of heart, but awesome in its way, as it turns out science fiction author and Canadian Peter Watts is more hardcore than anyone ever.

So that's what he's been up to. Last I heard he was trying to avoid being thrown in jail for not assaulting a border guard. That's pretty cool how they vacuum-packed the foam into his calf.

(Also: I'm not really a sci-fi guy but the Rifters trilogy is awesome.)

[ComeAtMeBro]

[Kyle Aaron]

That's demented.

This morning my client Louise deadlifted 100kg for the first time. Not a huge lift by any means, but since she'd shattered her patella as an adolescent and when she started couldn't achieve knee flexion past 80 degrees or so and couldn't do a single bodyweight squat, I think it's pretty good.

[Eric K]

Is that you, Akira Toriyama?