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    Default Really, Elitefts?

    Has anyone seen the title of their Valentine's Day sale, "Don't Forget Your Bitch"? Who the fuck came up with that? I'm no prude, but that's just in bad taste. It's not even cleaver. This is the type shit I expect to come out of fat barflies at the local dive.

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    Well, technically it's the "Don't Forget Your B**ch" Sale................They might be selling Bloch shoes or, um, a "batch" of protein bars for all we know.

    "Don't Forget Your Belch" -- sale on carbonated beverages. See?

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    Maybe its aimed at bodybuilder douchebros?

    Ive noticed that these guys tend to hang around with a weedier looking sidekick, probably to help them feel more awesome. They get this bitch to assist reps, load weights and I assume to give "special relief" after training.

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    Maybe we should let some bitches weigh in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dastardly View Post
    Maybe its aimed at bodybuilder douchebros?

    Ive noticed that these guys tend to hang around with a weedier looking sidekick, probably to help them feel more awesome. They get this bitch to assist reps, load weights and I assume to give "special relief" after training.
    And it works both ways. "Don't Forget Your Butch"

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    Meh. I just think it's funny that they bleeped out "bitch". I mean, if you're going to play with sexist humor like that, it looks silly to get delicate about using bad words.

    ETA: But maybe they did it so you guys could have fun with it, as you clearly do here.

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    By the way, is there a way to check order status on that site? My wife got me a prowler for my B-Day and I'm all excited.

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    What is it Illinois night this Monday? There's another guy from Illinois in Rip's Q&A too.

    What low life thought this marketing approach would appeal to anyone but a recent parolee from Statesville?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColoWayno View Post
    By the way, is there a way to check order status on that site? My wife got me a prowler for my B-Day and I'm all excited.

    does that make you a bitch on the prowl?

    Im sorry for being sexist wayno. I love you man.

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