Talk to me about your marriage...

[Carlos Daniel]

I don't know why it's a big deal to them, but it is. My Dad hammered it into my head while growing up, and now I always, ALWAYS put it back down as a force of habit. Every girlfriend I've ever had has taken notice and expressed appreciation.

It must be an american thing.

[michael dowling]

If your wife or girlfriend stops having sex with you it means:

1. She finds you physically repulsive and you irritate her to no end, and is currently on the market looking for someone else to bang, if she likes him she will trade you in.
2. She is currently banging someone else and trying to get caught so you leave her.

Those are your two options, so if you find yourself sitting around wondering why you haven't had sex in 6 weeks I just solved that mystery for you, fix it or move on, life's too short to sit around pulling your pud.

[Root]

If your wife or girlfriend stops having sex with you it means:

1. She finds you physically repulsive and you irritate her to no end, and is currently on the market looking for someone else to bang, if she likes him she will trade you in.
2. She is currently banging someone else and trying to get caught so you leave her.

Those are your two options, so if you find yourself sitting around wondering why you haven't had sex in 6 weeks I just solved that mystery for you, fix it or move on, life's too short to sit around pulling your pud.

I'd love to hear what the women around here think of this.

[Mike C]

If your wife or girlfriend stops having sex with you it means:

1. She finds you physically repulsive and you irritate her to no end, and is currently on the market looking for someone else to bang, if she likes him she will trade you in.
2. She is currently banging someone else and trying to get caught so you leave her.

Those are your two options, so if you find yourself sitting around wondering why you haven't had sex in 6 weeks I just solved that mystery for you, fix it or move on, life's too short to sit around pulling your pud.

What was this in response to, btw?

[Carlos Daniel]

What was this in response to, btw?

Probably his own wife, imaginary of otherwise.

[michael dowling]

What was this in response to, btw?

"I decided to break it off with her and a year later we have a better relationship than ever. And of course, now that we're not togther every day she wants to have sex all the time, but one of my complaints when we lived together was the constantly declining frequency..."

Suppose I could've used the quote feature...

Bottom line is "declining frequency" is code speak for "I don't like fucking you anymore and would rather fuck someone else."

[michael dowling]

Probably his own wife, imaginary of otherwise.

Hah what the roids giving you deca dick? Really hit home didn't I?

[Carlos Daniel]

Hah what the roids giving you deca dick? Really hit home didn't I?

u mad bro?

[Jamie J. Skibicki]

Why would "roids" other than decca give you decca dick?

If it's test it would give him more and better erections.

[Mike C]

the fuck is decca dick?