A Guinea Pig Named Tuskegee

[Bronan the Barbarian]

My wife was telling me something about one of her elementary school teachers last night. She mentioned that the teacher kept a guinea pig named Tuskegee in the classroom. That's some subversive stuff. I like it. Anyone have any similar stories of teachers doing zany, Zinny stuff when you were too young to grasp the meaning?

[william jackson]

did it have syphilis?

[Bronan the Barbarian]

did it have syphilis?

No, but strangely enough it had a red tail.

[veryhrm]

No, but strangely enough it had a red tail.

If true, maybe that was the actual motivation. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, etc.

[Bronan the Barbarian]

If true, maybe that was the actual motivation. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, etc.

It is not true. This time, the cigar is a throbbing erection.