Trash talking

[Oldster]

I am entitled to call myself a doctor because I've watched a tv show of fake doctor. Can't you guys even read.

And everyone knows that doesn't count because they were reruns.

[DoctorWho]

Im sure if you sat down with yourself for a beer youd realize you're just a misguided lad

Hah. The jokes on you. I already did that and came to the opposite conlusion.

[JM3]

Bastard! Foiled agane

[DoctorWho]

Hah. The jokes on you. I already did that and came to the opposite conlusion.

You guys can always tell when it's the real me because I will (i) say something good about the free market, (ii) use these i letter things -- I just found out they are called romanettes, or something, (iii) and will say things that are funny only if both of the following are true (iii)-(i) you are drunk and (iii)-(ii) you misintrepret what I said to be something funny.

[Oldster]

(iii)-(i) you are drunk

Drat. I'm busted.. And I still haven't started mowing the lawn.

[Eric K]

This is more like the forum I signed up for...

[Philbert]

And that (ya' dang pup!) is why I'm trying to sneak up on the finish line so as not to attract the Reaper's attention prematurely. So I'll continue to act childishly like mat says. Just long enough to outlive him so I can check the deceased records and go piss on his grave. Or at least leave a used Depends behind on it.

EDIT: I wonder if this threat will get reported to Rip. Or to mat's lawyer, or his executrix. You know, that hot brunette with the riding crop?

If we are talking about Mattclone here I think he has you beat on the sneaking part. Whenever he posts I picture an overgrown 26 year old teenager who gets his understanding of politics from video games he plays in his single mom's basement.
Mat, if you read this make sure you notice the thread it is in.

[The Emancipated Freak]

Fuck you, fluxboy. If I ever find you on my property again I'll kill you.

[Eric K]

Fuck you, fluxboy. If I ever find you on my property again I'll kill you.

He's a poster that I've heard a lot about but have never talked to directly.

TEF, I haven't given you shit in a long time. But I can't think of anything clever at the moment, either.

[JC]

I can't post owt funny or insulting without summat to go off first, like i'm a counter-prick or some such nonsense.