Originally Posted by
Polynomial
Hey Mark,
What pitch should my farts be? Right now they're at around an A sharp but I'm afraid that this is detrimental to my training. I found that when they were at around G-flat range my squats went up much faster.
As far as sex and training: if you're having sex, you're with a woman, and significant others will slow down your progress. You catch their colds, they keep you up at night, etc.,
Or you're hiring a hooker, and that money is better spent on milk.
Masturbation is OK but you have to program it right.