Sully asked this excellent question in The Big Medicine Thread. Since it deserves a profound response of an historical nature I’ll answer it here.
Next month will mark the 200th anniversary of Napoleon’s final little adventure. You see, Buonaparte and about 200,000 of his pals were looking for a bit of a Midsummer diversion and went all walk about in Southern Belgium. Who wouldn’t? It’s a nice place.
But just off stage to the east there was a bit of a cock up. Marshal Grouchy was supposed to be taking care of Napoleon’s right.
But he got tangled up with some blasted Prussians and couldn’t find the big battle field. You know, the one with almost 300,00 nicely dressed guys and thousands of horses shitting all over the place.
Then it rained a lot and some other Prussians commanded by Blücher came crashing in to save the day for The Allies.
In conclusion, if Grouchy hadn’t screwed the pooch, if he had actually showed up at Waterloo, we would not have benefited from two hundred years of gardening and mucking comfort and hygiene.
The end.