Max Blochowiak A yeti-like strength coach at Fitness 1st Training just north of Minnesota's Twin Cities, Max Blochowiak is a recovering functional trainer, and has been clean for several years. In school, he played basketball poorly; to atone, he fills the role of Strength Coach for the Men's and Women's basketball programs at the same unfortunate little college. Articles Herculean Hypertrophy and Milo’s Mass Hauntological Corrective Exercise: A Critique and the Implications of Physical Therapy Confronting Thoughtlessness: Become the Philosopher You Once Pretended to Be