I ate nearly two pounds of baked beans. Am I going to die?

[The Emancipated Freak]

I can't remember the brand, but it had bacon bits. Will I die because of this?

[Jordan Feigenbaum]

I'm pretty sure you'll be okay. The same can't be said for the gym patrons located downwind from you during your deadlifts in the next 24-48 hours.

[Charlie Davies]

I once ate a whole 10oz can of mackerel with lunch.
Imagine the smell of a whole litter of very sick kittens...

[Jordan Feigenbaum]

Gotta watch out for canned fish, but man hardboiled eggs and cheap whey might be the worst (although 2lbs of baked beans is something I have yet to cross off my bucket list).

[The Emancipated Freak]

Gotta watch out for canned fish, but man hardboiled eggs and cheap whey might be the worst (although 2lbs of baked beans is something I have yet to cross off my bucket list).

I didn't have a problem with flatulence afterward, the problem was the self loathing experienced afterward.

[sking1001]

Try putting raw egg whites in your shake. I can turn a room into a crime seen for a couple of hours.

[Jordan Feigenbaum]

Death by protein metabolism for passers-by.

[Alexis]

All of a sudden, pictures of puking deadlifts go through my mind.....

[Oldster]

Will I die because of this?

Of course you will.

Had it been bacon bit free, you would have been fine.

You will be missed.

[Eatotronic3000]

I once ate a whole 10oz can of mackerel with lunch.
Imagine the smell of a whole litter of very sick kittens...

Once? I sometimes do it 2-3x weekly. Mackerel is so underrated.