Karl, if you define better looking as having marginally more hair, then OK, I'll grudgingly concede the point.
Wolf, it sounds like your migration around Chicago in your formative years is just the reverse of mine. We lived on the far north side until I was 12 then bailed to the suburbs only a bit west of where you were, to Wheaton. I saw my first Bears games at Wrigley Field. Likewise, I really haven't done much more than visit there since leaving high school.