
Originally Posted by
Michael Wolf
Heh, thanks - probably 99.99% even. One of the main ways I knew I was ready to try some more stuff this week was that I had stopped subconsciously walking defensively out on the street. You know what I'm talking about, with the 3 categories of people walking towards you in Manhattan:
Cat 1: Normal people who, like you, just want to get where they're going quickly without incident - they meet you half way in getting out of each other's way so you can pass each other.
Cat 2: People looking down on their phones so much that they wander and meander any old way and don't know what's in front of them.
Cat 3: People who think the universe centers around them and just walk basically straight, expecting people, animals, and the red sea itself to part in front of them for they are royalty, and don't even make the slightest move of one inch to get out of anyone else's way.
I'm a Cat 1. I just want to get where I'm going quickly, if someone walking towards me makes even an incomplete gesture to meet me partway in getting out of each other's way, I'm fine with that and cooperate accordingly. I appreciate other Cat 1s. Cat 2s annoy me and they're inconsiderate as hell, but not malicious. Cat 3s though...after 15 years here, I have a special place in the blackest depths of my shriveled heart for Cat 3s. A few years ago, I started playing chicken with the Cat 3s, seeing if they'd flinch first. Sometimes they do. But usually they don't, because that's what makes them Cat 3s. It gives me tremendous joy when they keep walking straight, ever so confidently, not deigning to even move a millimeter out of their path, thinking everyone else will just move out of their way...and then they get hit with my shoulder. They usually get quite upset, I've gotten lots of incredulous looks, plenty of shouting and cursing. I wonder if they realize that I just literally mirrored their own idiotic selfish behavior and they just happen to be physically smaller and weaker, and understand the lesson I just taught them: BE A CAT 1! I'd like to think so. But if not, well, it's a sweet morsel of justice that doesn't actually harm anyone.
Long story short: I knew I was ready to start ramping things up in the gym this week because, without thinking about it, I started playing chicken with the Cat 3s again instead of avoiding it and walking defensively all the time as I had been since surgery.
And now everyone reading this knows that I'm Batman.