Nice to be recruited by the top NCAA Programs. Or in this case, my fellow SS cronies, who are also very strong, smart lifters and coaches. Thanks guys.
Thanks for the suggestion. It's something I've seen and done before myself, but:
1. They have no bodybars, as far as I can tell
2. These angled handles are placed such that the bodybar trick actually is impossible to do. It's hard to describe, but it's a very old-school cable cross with weird handles. You can't lay the bb across them.