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    Finally got my shit together and had a "real" training day:

    Cleans:
    40kgx3
    60x3
    70x3x2
    80x3x2
    90x3x2

    Squat:
    110x5
    130x5
    137x5x3
    Working in with some guy so I let him set the tone. No grinders, but 137 is supposed to be effortless, which it was decidedly not.

    She-Hulk was there repping muscleups off the rings holy shit.

    Then I had to leave to join my roommates and their girlfriends for mimosas I am not banging any of them it's fine.

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    Speaking of, right now you have a solid reverse-New Girl situation going. Which one is the Schmidt, and which one is your Nick Miller?

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    Alas, the Good Lord giveth, and the Good Lord is a giant fucking cocktease. Our #1 (the Schmidt) was fired from her old job the other day for belittling her boss in front of everyone and hired by a new employer in Connecticut today, to start ASAP; she's frantically packing the UHaul now and the other two decided that we'll probably pick a dude to roll in soon. I also think I'm moving into gay-friend territory with those two; they were amused that thanks to my CG training, I know more about womenswear than they do. This sort of exchange happens nearly daily:

    Young girls: "We're going shopping at BCBG and Sephora today!"
    Me: "Oh honey why? Your high school proms were years ago....."
    YGs: "What do you mean?"
    Me: "BCBG is great if you think fuchsia, teal, rhinestones, and paying $50k/year to major in photography at NYU are good ideas...You're better than that, guys!"
    YGs: ".....Oh okay. Well, we'll try anyway. Cya!"

    Later one of them (the Nick Miller) called me a J.Crew mannequin, which was kind of funny. I promised she and I are going to go to Bloomies soon because a 25-year-old defense analyst with degrees in international relations and economics and such shouldn't be anywhere near a Forever 21. Let's see how that goes.

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    You seriously need to sit at home with a big pizza and several six packs to re-establish your Man Credentials.

    Extra points for Wifebeater Vest, preferably stained with gravy and / or blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuffedsuperdud View Post
    Roommates:
    Three hot girls in their 20s walking around in their underwear all evening and I couldn't give any fewer fucks........and that's how I know I'm probably an adult at this point in my life. Or maybe I'm just numb from excessive use of interracial gangbang porn over the years.
    Quote Originally Posted by stuffedsuperdud View Post
    I noticed that one of the women CFers is significantly stronger than the rest, including most of the men, and shaped exactly like if they invented a comic book character that did CF, i.e. take She-Hulk and pump up her upper back and calves, pack everything in Lululemon, and there you go. Stand by for inevitable awkwardness as I engage in a futile gym mating ritual over the next few months.
    Quote Originally Posted by stuffedsuperdud View Post
    She-Hulk was there repping muscleups off the rings holy shit.

    Then I had to leave to join my roommates and their girlfriends for mimosas I am not banging any of them it's fine.
    WTF. Hot young chics in underwear and you don't even want to hang out with them, but you see the xfit chic on drugs who most likely started growing a micro-penis and you get a chubby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    WTF. Hot young chics in underwear and you don't even want to hang out with them, but you see the xfit chic on drugs who most likely started growing a micro-penis and you get a chubby?
    Seriously just smash all of them. Pros and cons to all of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    WTF. Hot young chics in underwear and you don't even want to hang out with them, but you see the xfit chic on drugs who most likely started growing a micro-penis and you get a chubby?
    Hey, there are while websites for guys who are into that sort of thing. So I hear....😏

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    Then I had to leave to join my roommates and their girlfriends for mimosas I am not banging any of them it's fine.


    SSD is secretly getting more action than anyone (possibly everyone... combined) on this forum. He's just a gentleman and won't kiss and tell.

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    Holy shit, you are the Schmidt. And now your Schmidt is the Coach, who will be replaced by an ethnically similar Winston until season 3. In season 3 Coach's shitty show he abandoned you for will get cancelled and he'll come back so you'll have two black guys and one of my friends will finally realize they aren't the same person.

    You should still bang the Nick Miller, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChasingCurls69 View Post
    Holy shit, you are the Schmidt. And now your Schmidt is the Coach, who will be replaced by an ethnically similar Winston until season 3. In season 3 Coach's shitty show he abandoned you for will get cancelled and he'll come back so you'll have two black guys and one of my friends will finally realize they aren't the same person.

    You should still bang the Nick Miller, though.
    I liked the show coach was on. Kinda jumped the shark when the whole premise of the show was she left him at the alter and then they started dated. But whatever was a fun show.

    Wait. Can I be the guest star that shows up?

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