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Thread: Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigViffer View Post
    HUG THAT TREE LIKE YOU LOVE IT!!
    This made my day. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigViffer View Post
    Girl - "Yeah, that looks good. Hug that tree.... you gotta hug it... HUG IT! yeah! Do you love that tree?! Well you gotta hug it! HUG IT! HUG THAT TREE! I DON'T THINK YOU LIKE THAT TREE AT ALL, THAT WAS A PATHETIC HUG. HUG THAT TREE LIKE YOU LOVE IT!!"

    Guys, I swear... I could not make this up. This is as close to verbatim as I can remember it. She was yelling at this guy to hug a tree like she was a drill sergeant...
    Yeah, even before you said, "...like she was a drill sergeant...", in my mind I was hearing this in the voice of R. Lee Ermey, as Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, in Full Metal Jacket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlocity2 View Post
    Yeah, even before you said, "...like she was a drill sergeant...", in my mind I was hearing this in the voice of R. Lee Ermey, as Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, in Full Metal Jacket.
    Way more humorous going with Sgt. Carter.... Move it, move it, move it!!!!!

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