Build a time machine, travel to approximately 2015 and write a letter to your then self--for our sake, please don't screw with the spacetime continuum--to not enroll in your purple and yellow money trap, travel back to August 28, 2020, and enjoy your job in plumbing. Or you could get an apprenticeship now and be on your way to a better paying, more satisfying career, but what's the fun in that?