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Thread: How to Be 18 Years Old Again for Only $2 Million a Year

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    Default How to Be 18 Years Old Again for Only $2 Million a Year

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    I thought you all might get a laugh out of this article. Especially when you see what he looks like in the photos. I think the only word I can use to describe it is frail. The guy is 45 but I think I'd rather have the body of the average 60 year-old Starting Strength practitioner.

    "Middle-aged tech centimillionaire Bryan Johnson and his team of 30 doctors say they have a plan to reboot his body."

    https://archive.is/ipiF3

    (Original story is from Bloomberg, but using an archive link as it's pay-walled).

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    Embarrassing. The dye-job is part of the treatment, I suppose.

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    Pathetic.

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    At least he has a gas stove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadders View Post
    I thought you all might get a laugh out of this article. Especially when you see what he looks like in the photos. I think the only word I can use to describe it is frail. The guy is 45 but I think I'd rather have the body of the average 60 year-old Starting Strength practitioner.

    "Middle-aged tech centimillionaire Bryan Johnson and his team of 30 doctors say they have a plan to reboot his body."

    https://archive.is/ipiF3

    (Original story is from Bloomberg, but using an archive link as it's pay-walled).
    Finally, a “structured water” reference on this board. Beware of that rabbit hole. You will find yourself on the other side of the tie-dyed looking glass.

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    It is a very good article if you go in thinking it is written by the Babylon Bee.
    There are so many great satirical lines in that article:
    ...hangs out in a pressurized egg... and gives pep talks to glasses of water...
    He wants to have the...rectum of an 18-year-old.
    Johnson had begun tinkering with his body:... snorting the occasional vial of stem cells.
    More expensive programs, which top out at $1,000 an hour...Johnson, though, is the only client...
    His/her/its quacks can't keep charging him/her/it $1000 per hour if they look at the more objective markers, like grey hair, so they have to dye it.
    My bet is cancer within 10 years.

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    > corporate profiteering at your detriment

    From his website in the "against" page.

    I actually think this is quite interesting. There's a lot of things that "could" be done if they were pursued 100%. Far more interesting is the ongoing and widespread testing and what it shows.

    I'm surprised at the crossover between what I eat currently and what he has as well.

    One thing that is surprising is that his grey hair can't be reversed, I was under the impression that greying happens due to loss of vitamins and wouldn't technically be hard to reverse. I'm assuming he spent a lot of time chasing this and couldn't crack how to reverse it. I wish there was more photos of him because as Bill Burr said "I've never seen that age before" he could be between 25 to 55 from that top photo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gadders View Post
    I thought you all might get a laugh out of this article. Especially when you see what he looks like in the photos. I think the only word I can use to describe it is frail. The guy is 45 but I think I'd rather have the body of the average 60 year-old Starting Strength practitioner.

    "Middle-aged tech centimillionaire Bryan Johnson and his team of 30 doctors say they have a plan to reboot his body."
    Vegan low cal diet, exercise a few hours a week, regular sleep schedule, blue glasses, a boatload of testing without having to actually, you know, do anything with the data? For $2 million a year?

    I hate seeing people get ripped off.

    I would do all that AND throw in yoga lessons along with the use of my personal sensory deprivation tank. From his picture, I doubt the exercise component includes barbell training so I wouldn’t have to waste my time getting an SS certification. I couldn’t live with myself if I over-billed him so I wouldn’t charge more than $1.5 million a year.

    Does anyone have his contact info?

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    That dude ain't right in the head.

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    It’s another symptom of the transhumanist movement.

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