JMoore is, I'm sure Tobo's calves are nice though
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I might as well put all the dealbreakers up front, KotJ. I smoke and drink, I have dogbreath, a serious leg length discrepancy, and somewhere between three to six children that I've never met or paid child support to (and that's just a rough estimate--who knows what happened in my drunken stupors). But I do make a mean chili.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp0I9qLE0VA
You can be sister-husbands.
Sad I recognised that as from Men in Black from the still pic!