i have the same problem with the fake boobs and burpees in front of the squat rack. there is almost always a class going on with that shit when i squat. i must look like the biggest perve as none one is as subtle as they think they are.
but that said if you are going to be jumping around with 20% of your skin covered all hot and sweaty in front of a bunch of men you are going to get looked it, right or not its just going to happen.