Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[TwoFours]

I have found the way to defeat the $70 haircut, the $20 haircut, even the $10 haircut by the local barber who makes everyone in town look the same.

A Wahl trimmer in the garage + a beard. Cleanup is with the leaf blower.

Agreed. Except mine happens in the bathroom garbage can. Do you have the wahl peanut?


related-to-thread tax:
At gym last week, dude wearing american flag hoody (with the hood up) and an american flag altitude mask. didnt take off mask the entire hour I saw him in there.

[Mr. Chubbins]

So are we going to cleanse the English language off all male-female bad/good conotations?
I testify that you are all hysterical.

[Chebass88]

Agreed. Except mine happens in the bathroom garbage can. Do you have the wahl peanut?

I use the Wahl "Color Pro". Only because I dropped my old one on the concrete floor (didn't work so well after that!)

So are we going to cleanse the English language off all male-female bad/good conotations?
I testify that you are all hysterical.

I'd prefer the term "weak-sauced motherfucker" instead of "pussy".

[Chebass88]

...When you want to stay close to your bro and still get dem gainzzz

What assholes. 155lb partner deadlifts. And not even in sync with the fucking music!

[bugbomb]

Could calling a guy "pussy" and saying a woman has "balls" have those connotations because we have historically viewed women as bad, and men as good? Which might be what you are saying, I haven't had coffee yet.

Yep, that's what I'm saying. I get a $20 haircut, but it's mostly because the lady will cut my kiddo's hair for $5. So $25 for both of us. I haven't used a razor in a couple of years - just clean up the neck and cheeks with trimmers.

I won't defend most of these, but I hear "man up" as critical of immaturity, not sex. Like "don't be a child".

That's how it strikes me. I've heard "woman up" lately too. Interesting.

So are we going to cleanse the English language off all male-female bad/good conotations?
I testify that you are all hysterical.

If this is purposeful, well done.

[bugbomb]

what assholes. 155lb partner deadlifts. And not even in sync with the fucking music!

and mixed grip.

[Chebass88]

Completely insensitive to the taste bud/olfactory impaired with an Oedipal Complex.

Alas, you're right. Many apologies to the milquetoasts amongst us.

[silachoo]

So are we going to cleanse the English language off all male-female bad/good conotations?
I testify that you are all hysterical.

Oh brother, don't even entertain these discussions dude.

[olddognewtricks]

Well first that was a terrible example on my part I admit, but since you asked, it is a thing. You go to one of those trendy new shave-and-a-haircut barbershops that are sprouting up all over the place, the ones with barberpoles outside and faux-historica names like "Wilkins and Johansson Barbershoppe and Supply Co." Inside the decor tends to be a 1930's thing: wood panels ehhrwhere the likes of which no steakhouse has ever seen, and barber chairs rounded up from junkyards and museums, and the staff are often dressed in 3-piece suits and aprons. For $70 or so they hook you up with booze while you wait, and then you get a haircut + 14-cut straight razor shave with hot towels, Bay Rum aftershave, etc..

Well, as long as it's not like this traditional barbershop. I suppose it would be okay:

Albert Anastasia The Original Murder Inc. Part II

[olddognewtricks]

When we call a man a pussy, we mean it as an insult. When we say a woman has balls, we mean it as a compliment.

Unless, of course, we mean she has a collection - either nailed to the wall or tastefully exhibited in a display case - as souvenirs of her many conquests.