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Quote: Originally Posted by Chebass88 I'd prefer the term "weak-sauced motherfucker" instead of "pussy". My wife prefers the term "punk-ass motherfucker", which is abbreviated to "PAM" in polite company.
Quote: Originally Posted by RugbySmartarse Ha, I was just being an arse. I took my groomsmen for massages and facials. Pajamaboy? On most of the bachelor parties I went t to the best man treated the groom to a BJ, the groomsman paid their own way. It's a Brooklyn thing.
Quote: Originally Posted by BrooklynJerry On most of the bachelor parties I want to the best man treated the groom to a BJ, the others paid their own way. It's a Brooklyn thing. No homo, of course.
Quote: Originally Posted by BrooklynJerry On most of the bachelor parties I want to the best man treated the groom to a BJ, the others paid their own way. It's a Brooklyn thing. Paying for sex is a Brooklyn thing?
A bro-job.
Quote: Originally Posted by bugbomb Paying for sex is a Brooklyn thing? The best man deserves SOMETHING for his trouble, no?
Quote: Originally Posted by mgilchrest Worst part is if the wedding party is large, that best man has a lot of dick to suck, even if most of them are paying. And you know some asshole college friend of the groom would end up not paying. The old "I didn't know we had to pay!" routine.
Solves the problem of the best man incurring a bunch of expenses during the wedding runup (suit, travel, etc).
Quote: Originally Posted by mgilchrest ... Good point. What's the going rate? How much can be recouped? At least 50 bucks.