Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[Nick Klemetson]

It's better than the dude that'd use the wall mounted hand drier blower thing to dry his ass crack while bending over touching his toes. I walked in, saw that and left. Done with that gym, fuck Bally's, never went back.

I've told this story in this thread before. The old guy in the locker room would use the wall mount hair dryer to dry his entire body by turning it on and then putting his arms up like a ballerina and slowly spinning in a circle.

[pertuset]

I thought this was just a creepy dude thing until I saw an old broad dry her lady bits w a locker room hair dryer, leg up on a bench.

[TwoFours]

Did this make a low-frequency whistle? Something akin to blowing over the open mouth of a empty plastic gallon milk jug? I only ask because this was my mental soundtrack while imagining this sight in my mind.

WTF Gilchrest! cannot get that sight and sound out of my head now, funny and disturbing at the same time

[bugbomb]

Not a fan.

Ironically, I feel like a fan would work better since the cool air wouldn't make you all sweaty again.

[brkriete]

Did this make a low-frequency whistle? Something akin to blowing over the open mouth of a empty plastic gallon milk jug? I only ask because this was my mental soundtrack while imagining this sight in my mind.

Probably hard to hear over the hair-dryer. You'd have to get your head right in there.

[Chebass88]

Did this make a low-frequency whistle? Something akin to blowing over the open mouth of a empty plastic gallon milk jug? I only ask because this was my mental soundtrack while imagining this sight in my mind.

Funniest thing I've read on here in a very long time. Solid post.

[cutlet#]

Just imagine if she could finely control the shape and size of her old lady hole. She could do polyphonic vagina singing.

[God of Thunder]

Rofl!

[DeriHughes]

Did this make a low-frequency whistle? Something akin to blowing over the open mouth of a empty plastic gallon milk jug? I only ask because this was my mental soundtrack while imagining this sight in my mind.

^this

was fucking gold

well played gilchrest

[Charlocity2]

Kazoo?