Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[Bartman]

is there some reason I can't see the twitters?
the video starts to load showing a screen shot,
then goes black with "The media could not be played"
putters, go figger,
I want my 3 goes 3

Are you on your office WiFi? Mine blocks the streaming of most (not all) videos.

[Greg Ruhl]

Gentleman at the company gym today chalked up (brought his own chalk bag) for his leg press and goodwife/badwifes and then was done.

[Charlie Davies]

Where do you put chalk, for a leg press? On your shoes?

[cph]

Can you LP kegels?

Man gets body part stuck in a weight at the gym

[Chest Rockwell]

Can you LP kegels?

Man gets body part stuck in a weight at the gym

Where exactly in the gym was doing his, um, "workout?"

[Mark E. Hurling]

Happened in Worms, then? OK. There must be another joke somewhere in there.

[John Watson]

I guess a dip in cold water was not an option.

[Lawrie Abbott]

I've taken a "holiday" from my regular gym for 3 months at the Corporate gym nearby.

Actually saw something new. Tall athletic dude puts on his velcro belt, a towel over his shoulders and loads up 100kg for 1/8 squats. Nothing new there.

Then he goes back to 60kg and moves the towel to his chest for 1/8 front squats. Why bother with the hard variations when you can;t even do it normally?

It's going to be an entertaining few months.

[Erok]

Guy doing medicine ball slams... with a Swiss ball. While wearing gloves.

[Kiril]

While wearing gloves.

Gloves. Already sounds professional. If he's fooling around the gym with a lifting belt all the time, then he IS a professional. 100%.