Okay, i'm finished invoking the right to troll my own thread. I'll stop being an asshole now.
Let the gym shennanigans continue.
JCavin, we've been devolving while you were away, assume every comment is a joke before you wonder if they're serious.
My most recent one: there's a skinny homeless-looking dude who smells terrible (I dont think he's homeless, just weird). When I walk into the locker room, I instantly know he's somewhere in the gym by the funk emanating from his locker.
Anyway, I went to do pullups and he was lying on a flat bench, with his feet in the air, holding a lat pulldown handle \__________/, and twirling it like a pair of nunchuks. And not well either, more like Star Wars kid level of quality. Then he started banging out a set of bench press. With the pulldown handle.
People are really weird.
Here in Colorado, believe it or not, it is possible to work on your tan when it is in the low 40's and sunny. A few times I've decided to cut my hike short in the dead of Winter, and find a nice sunny place, with snow on the ground to either side of me, to soak up some rays. Had a fox trot right by me once.
Getting warmth from the Sun like that in the middle of Winter is quite different than anything else I've experienced.
There's a guy that's always on one of the ellipticals at my gym. He wears jeans and some heavy-ass down jacket, and moves so slowly it looks like he's running in slow motion.
This video isn't too far off from how fast he actually moves.
Last edited by EricD; 07-29-2011 at 03:26 PM.