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Thread: Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCavin View Post
    I don't understand the question. I drive my car. Is there another way?
    He's poking fun at you for not getting his sarcasm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FKYT View Post
    Yeah, I seriously go to the gym in a shirt with the nipples cut out so my chest doesn't overheat on Chest & Biceps Day.

    I also wear shorts with the asscheeks cut out on Legs & Biceps Day.
    Pictures or it didn't happen.

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    Okay, i'm finished invoking the right to troll my own thread. I'll stop being an asshole now.

    Let the gym shennanigans continue.

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    JCavin, we've been devolving while you were away, assume every comment is a joke before you wonder if they're serious.

    My most recent one: there's a skinny homeless-looking dude who smells terrible (I dont think he's homeless, just weird). When I walk into the locker room, I instantly know he's somewhere in the gym by the funk emanating from his locker.

    Anyway, I went to do pullups and he was lying on a flat bench, with his feet in the air, holding a lat pulldown handle \__________/, and twirling it like a pair of nunchuks. And not well either, more like Star Wars kid level of quality. Then he started banging out a set of bench press. With the pulldown handle.

    People are really weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobCor View Post
    I'm pretty sure that is what he said in the first sentence of his post.
    Heh, my bad. I didn't see that the "This" was a link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobCor View Post
    You self tan?
    How real men tan:



    Personally, I think this guy is a pussy. You don't tan like a real man until you have frostbit nipples from shoveling snow with your shirt off.

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    Here in Colorado, believe it or not, it is possible to work on your tan when it is in the low 40's and sunny. A few times I've decided to cut my hike short in the dead of Winter, and find a nice sunny place, with snow on the ground to either side of me, to soak up some rays. Had a fox trot right by me once.
    Getting warmth from the Sun like that in the middle of Winter is quite different than anything else I've experienced.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RobCor View Post
    You self tan?
    Not anymore, but I live in new england and I'm of Irish/Scottish/English descent. I get a little pasty in the winter. If a girl in that situation tells you she's never tried it, she's lying to you.

    Now the sun works just fine for me, thx

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    There's a guy that's always on one of the ellipticals at my gym. He wears jeans and some heavy-ass down jacket, and moves so slowly it looks like he's running in slow motion.

    This video isn't too far off from how fast he actually moves.

    Last edited by EricD; 07-29-2011 at 03:26 PM.

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    Saw a helmet class retard put the plates on the bar such that the bar went through the holes around the center 2" hole, but he decided that that wasn't unstable enough, so he put the plates about 1" away from the edge of the sleeve of the bar.

    Also saw a guy with a tramp stamp wtf?

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