Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[mstrofbass]

And there's Blake making a cunnilingus allusion.

This is what happens when you make fun of my meat.

[Bronan the Barbarian]

Some total fucking loser saw a hot girl look at him like 5 separate time while he was MOBing and couldn't think of anything to say to her to start a conversation.



Guess who the fuck it was.

You should open with something charming, like you type on this board: "Hey, I'm Mark. I pretty much hate everyone."

[Trei]

Saw a guy in the squat rack, with just the bar, doing... I don't know what. Some weird, fucked-up hybrid of a high pull and a row?

He would start with the bar in the hang position and then, with elbows straight, swing it out in front of him. Once the bar got to chest-height, he would bend his arms and bring the bar towards him, ending with the bar touching his neck and his elbows way behind him. I wasn't sure what to think.

[Kyle Schuant]

He probably thought he was doing a clean. General knowledge of how to do these things is even less than squats.

The other day I was doing powercleans, asked a fellow PT to have a look at my form. He told me I should flare my elbows out as the bar reached my sternum. I haven't asked him again.

[Marotta]

You should open with something charming, like you type on this board: "Hey, I'm Mark. I pretty much hate everyone."

Hi, I'm Mark, I call people faggot and make jokes about AIDS. Wanna go out sometime?

[Marotta]

He probably thought he was doing a clean. General knowledge of how to do these things is even less than squats.

The other day I was doing powercleans, asked a fellow PT to have a look at my form. He told me I should flare my elbows out as the bar reached my sternum. I haven't asked him again.

lol, "No I shouldn't."

[Trei]

He probably thought he was doing a clean. General knowledge of how to do these things is even less than squats.

The other day I was doing powercleans, asked a fellow PT to have a look at my form. He told me I should flare my elbows out as the bar reached my sternum. I haven't asked him again.

If that's the case, it's actually even more hilarious because this happened while I was doing my sets of power cleans 15 feet away from him.

[Kyle Schuant]

If that's the case, it's actually even more hilarious because this happened while I was doing my sets of power cleans 15 feet away from him.

You get that all the time. There's that video I posted of the woman doing deep squats in one rack while some boys (not men) did quarter-squats in the next rack, totally oblivious.

I see this all the time. The other day when a woman client of mine had finished squatting 60kg x20, we stepped out of the rack to go bench, and a guy jumped straight in saying "leave the bar like that," did half mumbling squats with 60kg, quarter grunting squats with 100kg, and one-eighth screaming squats with 130kg. Oblivious.

[PaulBeech]

That happens almost 95% of the time I have clients squat.

[Dastardly]

60kg x20 is pretty good.