Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[OCG]

Not sure where else to put this.

[jsteffen80]

Now I need to find a place that does poster-size printing.

[skipbeat]

Remember guys, curls will build your entire body except your chest and abs. The only assistance exercises you need for your curl program (6 days a week minimum) are the bench press and crunches to develop a balanced physique. Remember though, keep your assistance light, curls are a heavy duty compound exercise proven to achieve climax through masturbation at a heightened rate.

[ddbig]

Saw a girl jumping rope this AM. Except there was no rope

[Corrie]

Saw a girl jumping rope this AM. Except there was no rope

To be honest this actually works pretty well if you don't have a rope. Then again if I was in a fully equipped gym I'd probably just do something else to get my heart rate up.

[PaulBeech]

Watched a guy from the corner of my eye state say his reflection for a good five minutes tonight. There was no love, flexing or posing. Just a straight faced psycho stare.

[morbidlyfat]

Can't work out - having a staring contest with that good-looking guy over there. Dang he's really good.

[gummi_hulk]

Edit: Misread

[PaulBeech]

Im surprised i havent mentioned seeing a man using the squat rack to hang upside down in a yoga pose and meditating.....with dance music blasting out.

[invisibleman]

Im surprised i havent mentioned seeing a man using the squat rack to hang upside down in a yoga pose and meditating.....with dance music blasting out.

Because that is the one other legitimate use for a squat rack (besides barbell curls).