Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[poser]

Goose bench press (raw)

Man Allegedly Bench-Presses Goose for 10 Minutes at L.A. Park; Goose Allegedly Loves It | L.A. Weekly

[Brodie Butland]

Saw someone doing pec deck flyes. Standing, without a pec deck.

[Aaron Montgomery]

Saw someone doing pec deck flyes. Standing, without a pec deck.

Were they at least holding some pink dumbbells?

[Carnivroar]

Finished my set of squats 365 lbs

"You're not using that pad are you?"

[Brodie Butland]

Were they at least holding some pink dumbbells?

Nope. Just squeezing the shit out of his pecs.

[Bill Been]

Saw someone doing pec deck flyes. Standing, without a pec deck.

Why were you NOT doing standing pec flyes without a pec deck? That's the question.

[Brodie Butland]

Why were you NOT doing standing pec flyes without a pec deck? That's the question.

Because my torque management is already exceptional.

[John Weaver]

Guy wearing a 'Functional Biomechanics' tank top doing 115# barbell jump squats in socks on a slippery wood platform.

[Tex]

Goose bench press (raw)

Man Allegedly Bench-Presses Goose for 10 Minutes at L.A. Park; Goose Allegedly Loves It | L.A. Weekly

Technically, he was floor pressing the goose. Everyone knows you can handle more in a floor press than a bench press. If he were actually on a bench he'd probably just using a duck or small chicken.

[Murelli]

Guy wearing a 'Functional Biomechanics' tank top doing 115# barbell jump squats in socks on a slippery wood platform.

It's functional from an evolutionary point of view.