An acknowledgment

[Shion]

Thanks to you, carrying a drunk 130lbs girl for 7 blocks with no break was no problem at all.

[Mark Rippetoe]

I hope the effort paid off.

[dsp]

Thanks to you, a drunk girl let herself drop off a balcony into my arms. It paid off.

[zephed56]

Thinly veiled brag imo.

[Mark Rippetoe]

An old man, about 75, is standing on the ledge outside a tall building in downtown LA, threatening to jump off. The cops send in a guy trained to deal with these matters.

Psych guy: What do you want to kill yourself for?

Old man: Buddy, let me tell you a story. My wife died years ago, and she was a bitch anyway, so things hadn't been good for a long time. Then, about 3 months ago, I met this 27 year old blonde. Beautiful girl. Big tits, gorgeous smile, sweet disposition. She even has her own money. Loves me like a crazy person. I tell you, she cooks for me three times a day -- amazing cook -- keeps the house spotless. Takes care of me. She fucks me every night, wakes me up with a blow job every morning. Does anything, and I mean ANYTHING I ask her to do.

Psych guy: Jesus, man! You've got it made! What the hell are you doing out on this ledge?? Why would you want to kill yourself???

Old man: Because I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!

[Jonathon Sullivan]

Same old guy as in Rip's story. Cops get him off the roof and take him to the ER for disposition. On history and physical exam, turns out he's got a copious white discharge from his pecker.

"Sir," says the ER doc, "have you been with a woman recently?"

"I sure have," says the geezer. "Just yesterday. She fucked me silly. I have to get back to her."

"You sure do," says the doc. "You're coming."

[Mark E. Hurling]

A geezer walks into a bar . . . shit, I forgot the rest.