Originally Posted by
elderwanda
I don't know about "Liquid Grip", but I once bought some sort of liquid chalk because it was the only thing available at the sporting goods store. When I opened it up, I was punched in the face by ALL THE PERFUME. It was like all of the shitty scented deodorants and fabric softeners in the world had been squeezed into that one little bottle. What the actual fuck? I have no idea how well it worked, because I wanted to get it off of me before it triggered migraines in everyone around me.
Seriously, perfumed "chalk". It pretty much sums up everything that's wrong with the world today.