Chalking the dog

[VNV]

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[PizzaDad]

I tried this with my cat today. DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO A CAT.

Wait! Did you shave the cat? Got any pics?

[JFord]

he begs to be chalked like other dogs beg at the table.

You're missing the point. He just wants to improve his deadlift like anyone else.

[John Watson]

Is that worse than mule deer doo doo? Asking for a friend.

Hahah. Scent masking. I've seen the characteristic drop and roll. Partially decayed rodents, poop, whatever works.
My boy has a taste for truffles. He thinks they're truffles, but they're deposited by cats and once or twice the homeless. I can state unequivocally that snacking on these delicacies is the worst.

[Crom]

That's the first time I have ever heard it referred to as "chalking the dog".