Was looking for a place to put this and might as well put it here, although it probably needs to be a sticky. Probably the best thing that the Onion ever put out. This is not satire, this is wisdom for the ages. Also, it seems like this transformation - if it happens at all, probably usually happens around 38 years old. Or maybe it's that if it doesn't happen by 38, it's never going to happen. But don't just read the headline. The entire article is a gem, seriously.
Click on this and read the whole thing.
Open-Minded Man Grimly Realizes How Much Life He's Wasted Listening To Bullshit