Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1966, I scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against my old nemesis, "Spare Tire" Dixon.
I mean this in the kindest way. But this is the internet. This is why I was hesitant to post any stories with out video evidence to back it up. This exact thing is why I started recording my lifts.