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Wow look at this brave decision the town next to me made.
Banning a bonfire in your backyard, complete with a number to call to rat out you neighbor.
Stunning and brave. Truly heroic. Saving lives.
I came across this on my facebook feed, luckily the sentiment in the comments was disgust and confusion. There were a few people licking the governments boots, but it was mostly people saying "Uh? Wtf? Are you serious?"
Should we ban flowers since I have allergies and get a runny nose? Should we ban gasoline powered cars that are pumping emissions into the air 24/7?