House Arrest Skills - How to Install Your Toilet Paper Roll with Mark Rippetoe House Arrest Skills - How to Install Your Toilet Paper Roll with Mark Rippetoe

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    Default House Arrest Skills - How to Install Your Toilet Paper Roll with Mark Rippetoe

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    Anyone in doubt should look at the 1891 patent by Seth Wheeler, inventor of modern toilet paper. His illustrations are crystal clear on how the roll is supposed to be oriented.

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    Anyone who disagrees with this should self-quarantine for the rest of their lives.

    (Although the toilet paper can/does still touch the wall when it flows the correct way.)

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    Yeah, but not as much.

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    Biceps are poppin on this, Rip.

    New program bro?

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    Careful lens work.

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    In my fraternity many years ago, one of my standard questions I asked the brothers (while we had to interview them as a pledge) was if they folded or crinkled & went through via the front or back.

    Those that didn't what I did/do, I absolutely judged them. Toilet paper facing front, folded, and wipe via the back..... End of discussion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpalios View Post
    In my fraternity many years ago, one of my standard questions I asked the brothers (while we had to interview them as a pledge) was if they folded or crinkled & went through via the front or back.

    Those that didn't what I did/do, I absolutely judged them. Toilet paper facing front, folded, and wipe via the back..... End of discussion.
    Was this before or after you inserted a pinecone into their sphincter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bre Hillen View Post
    *video*
    You could make a whole series of these.

    "Toilet Paper Substitutes in These Trying Times" (Sears catalog, US dollar bills, etc.)

    "How to Use Your Bidet"

    and so on.

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    starting strength coach development program
    Bidets are for Frenchmen and the LGBTQ+ community. I have no intention of washing my ass every time I doodoo.

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