Full disclosure, I'm a pretty devout Christian.
I just don't see the point in it. Like, why? Why do all this weird ascetic shit?
Eat good food, drink good beverages, lift the heaviest weights possible, get the wife pregnant, have a bunch of kids and raise them in the way they should go as an act of defiance to the heat death of the universe. That to me is the sum total of life on Earth. Why make your dick do a bunch of weird things when I could be eating a steak or DLing 8 plates?
If your options are to grill some brats and mow the lawn, or learn how to imbibe soft drinks through your urethra, why choose the latter?
And a good out it was.